My Funnay Life

The Biased World We Live In

2011-11-08T05:25:00.000-08:00

Hello readers. It's been awhile (again). Finally got a job after graduating and picking up the pace in the merciless capitalistic world we live in. Aside from that, I have a very important concern about how the media has programmed us to think that by being an extrovert (sociable people concerned with external reality and interested in others) and by having a shit tonne of friends, we've reached the peak of our lives. They have even condemned introverts (people who tend to shy away from social contact and become preoccupied with their own thoughts). ps: one does not simply choose to become introverted or extroverted overnight, it is part of our personality affected since birth and shaped through life's events.

I can recall Jason Derulo (don't really care about the spelling, he has a short celebrity shelf life anyway like the Jonas Brothers, Jordan Sparks and *insert new mainstream artist's name here*) saying ,"Go out, spend time with your friends and family. Talk. A simple console or video game can't give you that". Don't get me wrong, talking to friends and family is essential for anyone but why condemn a particular hobby (which eventually turns into a really good skill- I'll explain this in another post) ?

Here's a video of Jimmy Kimmel patronizing Mila Kunis because she plays World of Warcraft:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI8WT3lVe80

Movie after movie, series after series we can clearly see that the "nerds" and "geeks" being perceived as the losers and outcasts. Let me tell you why the media has done this and it's simple: Money.

Extroverts hang out way more than introverts at a very high cost. Bars and clubs (pay attention to today's "Music", it's all about clubbing) are their playgrounds, well more like overpriced theme parks, donating a huge amount to the alcohol industry. Even at the mamak (late night hawker stores for those who aren't Malaysian), the amount of cigarettes they smoke is a huge donation to the tobacco industry. It doesn't stop there, richer extroverts are more material savvy, spending money on clothes, the latest designer handbags, watches, Apple products, etc, etc to either show off or compete which people who have a similar level of ego.

Introverts in comparison, engage themselves in hobbies which are more indoor-like, which doesn't cost as much as going out. They have "boring" hobbies like reading, gaming, engaging in forums, practicing on an instrument, playing card games and etc. They spend way less and hence, are judged by the media as unacceptable, awkward people.

For those who are quick to judge, I'm somewhere around the middle of the spectrum, leaning a little bit to the introverted side these days. I've lived both lives: I used to play WoW 14 hours a days, finish single-player games within a day or two but I also used to club 3 times a week, hang out and get wasted with friends (good old college days). I'll try to stay in the middle as long as I can to get the best of both worlds as I'm a cynical bastard who's suffering from minor ADHD (would be great material for me if I ever decide to be a comedian).

I have talked (negatively) about two groups. The first group: Extroverts, the alcohol industry, the fashion industry and the tobacco industry. Don't get me wrong, I love this group. Then, there's Apple. Back to the first group, if you're an extrovert, I'm happy for you. Have fun, hang out do your thang.... but remember not to condemn the people on the other end of the same spectrum you're on. As for the tobacco industry and alcohol industry, I don't hate them either. I just used them for an example in comparison to the spendings of an introvert. I'd like to also thank them for being patient with our shitty government when taxes are being raised occasionally. Thanks for staying through the storm =)

As for Apple, fuck you. Fuck you for selling your gadgets at half the performance at double the price.

As for introverts, don't envy the extroverts. You've got advantages which the media didn't tell you about. Introverts have very high internal stimuli hence they do not have a void they need to fill unlike extroverts. This void is filled by talking to many people, alcohol, drugs and etc. Introverts are more likely to engage in hobbies and/or views that are of their own interest (not to please their friends or conform to a certain set of believes within a group of friends).

However, I would advice you to also do extroverted things like clubbing and talking to strangers and see if this lifestyle suits you more or not. There is no wrong choice on this spectrum so do whatever makes you happy as long as you're not hurting someone else or imposing your values (wink wink fundamentalists).

"Go out, hang out with your friends and family. Talk, Chill. A videogame or console can't give you that"

-This coming from a man who's debut song was a cover of Imogen Heap, the same man who butchered Harry Belafonte's Day-o (now sadly known as Don't Wanna Go Home) with lyrics like Standing on the bar, no matter day or night, bitch I'm a star (inspirational lyrics, Shakespeare would be so proud) and EVERY time he sings, he sounds like he's getting ramped in the ass with that mechanical giant dildo from Euro Trip....

and I'm supposed to take life lessons from him? Fuck you and good night.

Animal Wrongs

2011-04-21T12:33:00.000-07:00

Gotta love fanatical vegans. They're ambitious, animal loving, zealous and stupid. Saw a couple of videos uploaded on fb with titles like "OMG, I won't meat again" or "you won't eat meat again after seeing this". I watched all of them.... I still eat meat like a hungry lion. Here's why:

1) the videos show how your daily farm animals that are slaughtered by the masses (overflooded stimuli kinda affects your emotions if you're not thinking right). If I bring you to a wet market, you'll see a couple of butchers slaughtering chickens or ducks and you won't feel anything (or maybe a bit) cause well, they're killing those "poor animals" in a small amount.

slaughter houses need to kill farm animals by the masses to meet demand. We won't be getting much meat (or even any meat) at the supermarket if it weren't for them, be thankful.

2) The videos also show workers mistreating animals by kicking, smashing and/or killing them "unethically". First off, it's sugarcoated. These poor workers have to move hundreds of animals a day (this is what they don't show you). There must be at least 10 retard animals (another thing they don't show) are giving them shit and so they vent it out on them.

Secondly, do you really think the workers have all the time and energy in the world to abuse the animals the way you see in the vids? There's hundred of chickens in the slaughterhouse cages... So the workers are gonna pull out one chicken at a time and beat them, put them back and grab the next chicken?

3) We won't be here today without meat. It's also ESSENTIAL to have meat in your diet (usually this is where a post a reliable link but it's 4 in the morning so go look for it yourself). There was a vegan couple of starved their baby to death by denying it proper protein (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18574603/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/). Good job assholes. Also, a vegetarian has to spend 3 times more than a normal person does to compensate for the absence of nutrients which meat provides.

4) The videos close in on 1 animal which is maltreated. I saw a vid showing a chick left to die because it wasn't fit enough for the job. Speaking of chicks who should be left to die in my list includes: Rebecca Black, the Olsen twins and Justin Bieber but I digress. Out of 1000 animals, 1 animal isn' treated properly and vegans go crazy about this. Cool, why don't you hang out at slaughterhouses, pick up dying animals, nurse them back to full health since you're so free?

5) My last point. IF everyone becomes a vegan, what are we gonna do with the farm animals? Who's gonna pay the maintenance fee to take care of them till they die? If we set them free into the wild, predators are gonna eat them. The whole world is now starving of protein hunger and we resort to eating wild animals. Cool plan if you're a typical hypocrite politician

So yea, if you're a fanatical vegan, I would love to take you out for dinner... to KFC and for each chicken you don't eat, I'll eat two.

If you're not a fanatical vegan, I'm cool with it. As long you don't impose values, flaunt your "moral superiority" or post vegetarianish activistic vids (like those stupid religious fucks)...

it's cool

of yea check this epic meal time vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
and if you're a vegan fanatic, go post your hate comments there k thx bai

Terminate the Vicious Cycle

2010-12-30T14:37:00.000-08:00

3 years after a long, torturous bunch of hurdles and I've finally done my final paper of the entire course of Psychology. And being an inquisitive being, I often asked my friends the daunting question ,"If given the chance to go back 3 years from now, would you

change the course that you were in?"

90% percent said yes. Kinda sad imo. I know people who are awesome at singing, designing, linguistics, sports, photography and etc etc who are not doing the course that they are best in. Why? Well, cause their parents didn't allow them to. Their parents were most prolly authoritarian.

Authoritarian parenting = a parenting style with high expectations (often unreasonable), restrictive, punitive, results oriented, zero feedback (communication is one way) and often used in the army. Most Asians are brought up in this environment. Prolly our grandparents were in the army and brought these values into our homes.... for the past 65 years.

Then comes the job search. People who are adults and who are still under the grasp of authoritarian parenting would be taking corporate roles and a few months later, suffer from job burnout. Productivity will fall with self efficacy, they'll quit their job and are back to square one. A lot of Asian parents instill absolute values that are unquestionable, irrational and unreasonable into their kids. The sadder part is these kids grow into helpless adults, doing a 9 to 5 job which they hate, fearing authority and would just stay in the zone of approval peers and parents.

This form of Nazism in the family need not be tolerated. If not dealt with, repression occurs and as a "psychologist" soon to be grad, I don't even go there.

If you are currently in a degree that you find that doesn't suit you, pull out. Get a REAL career counselor to run personality tests and RIASEC tests (google this) to help you narrow down your options. I've always believed that if you're good at any skill (well, sex isn't included cause our porn industry is pure fail), the cash will come eventually. If you're good at singing, you might not be the winner of the next talent show but you can perform in theaters, give tuition, sing at events and etc.

If your family isn't in any form of financial difficulty, you should be pursuing what you are good at. Then again, comes the dilemma between what you're good and what you like to do (Good Will Hunting) but I'll leave that for another blog spot, if I ever bother to spill my random thoughts over an electrical realm where no one really gives a shit about.

It's your life. Live it your way. If you're living your parents' lives, wtf are you gonna do when they're gone? Give that some thought.

Atheism, Science and Reason

2010-01-22T10:04:00.000-08:00

Atheism - the doctrine or belief that there is no God.

Hi, it's me again and my insomnia's killing me. Anyway, I am going to preach the REAL news and the TRUTH and hopefully, the TRUTH might set you free. So why do I not believe in God? A creator? Heaven and Hell? Ghosts? Miracles? The meaning of Life?

The God Delusion
Simple. Scientific evidence does not add up to all of these. Let's start with God. If you believe in God, you'll most probably believe in a creator. Creationism or some smart ass alternative name, intelligent design, has simply no evidence and is contradictory to the fact that evolution exists. Creationism states that the earth is about 5,700 to 10,000 years old. Ok, then what about the dinosaur fossils that the archeologists dug up? They just happened to be there?

Another point, we cannot prove that "God" exists. What's the point of being God when you're EVERYWHERE but NOWHERE to be found? Of course, some smartass out there would challenge me ,"Yea, now try to prove that God doesn't exist". Yes, I agree that science cannot prove that God doesn't exist. But just because Science cannot prove that, does it give us a good reason to believe it in the first place? There's a motherfuckingshitload of things that Science cannot disprove the existence of. For example, Dragons, Faeries, Dwarfs, Goblins cannot be proven to NOT exist. But we don't believe in them. So why are millions of people still believing in fairy tales?

The idea of God is like a virus. From a very young age, kids have religion shoved down their throats. You know what else kids believe in? Santa Claus, Tooth Fairies, Superman, Godzilla and the Boogie Man. They'll also believe whatever their parents tell them. "Don't touch the kettle, look out for the car, careful, don't fall". Kids don't have the liberty to think over the orders of their parents, they have to follow instructions immediately. Should the kid stop and think to analyze an order, he/she would most probably be dead.

Afterlife - Heaven, Hell, Nirvana, Playboy Mansion
The very idea of someone watching everything you do and evaluating you for the rest of your life to see whether you deserve to walk past the pearly gates is yet another man made control device to strike fear and guilt into the hearts of men. It also comforts a person as he or she believe that there's life after death. Looks like a lucrative idea yes? However, at what cost? It gives people the right to justify their wrong doings. It also acts as a negative reinforcement because you wouldn't want to burn for 999999999999999999999999999999999999 years right? So basically, most theists, do good things because they wanna get into heaven (talk about being genuine).

Miracles and Curses
Ah, now's the time for me to get my geek on and share my 33% percent theory ;)
There's 3 types of events that can happen to us: Good, Neural or Bad. So the chance of any of those events to occur is 33.33333333333333333333%. Now, let's say you've gone to some witchdoctor and he sold you a "protective amulet". The following week, you were nearly hit by a bus. The typical Malaysian would attribute this good event as a miracle given by the amulet when actually it was just pure luck. A 1 out of 3 odds is VERY HIGH and why would you be so certain that some supernatural power exists because u prayed, received "blessings" from a priest ~~who does lil boys~~ or because of "karma"?

Which brings me to my next argument, absolute certainty. Nothing is perfect and science lives by that law. Scientists use humble words like "most probably" rather than "definitely". A creationist would say, science cannot explain the origins of the universe, therefore, there is definitely a God. They say it so arrogantly without any proof. Yes, current scientific technology might not be able to prove the roots of the universe yet but does that give you the reason to believe in an invisible being? Absolute certainty is so dangerous, it destroys independent thought and create hyped-up overly confident people who have egocentric viewpoints. Eg: suicide bombers. When scientists don't know an answer, they will say ,"we don't know" but when a hyped-up religious fag doesn't know an answer, he'll most probably say ,"God works in mysterious ways". Isn't telling someone you don't know WAY better than pulling out some bullshit answer out of your ass?

Richard Dawkins, a genius evolutionist was approach by a ~~douchebag cunt trying to outsmart someone with 300 times his IQ~~ student and he asked ,"Sir, science has explained many things but it cannot tell us the meaning of life. Why is that so?" Richard Dawkins then said ,"Just because you can phrase a question in a grammatically correct fashion doesn't mean it deserves an answer." Now, let me ask you ,"What's the color of jealousy?" The student stood silent. My question was grammatically correct but does it deserve an answer? So next time, don't ask stupid questions (ownagebbqpwntpewpewfacepalmlol)

To sum it all up, I encourage you theists to think independently, question religious dogma and use human reasoning rather than following ancient scribblings and listening to whatever your parents shoved down your throat when you were a kid (ok, that didn't come out right).

Running on Empty

2010-01-11T11:37:00.001-08:00

2010, New Year, New Resolutions (wishful thoughts), New intakes of new students.... bad news for students like myself cause the new ones will be stealing my precious parking spaces. New lecturers... hope they don't suck like some of the old ones.

And now, that leaves a new addiction/hobby/something to get me through this year. Music, facebooking and gaming are getting really dull for me... don't see any excitement there....

Clubbing never gets dull but I need to cut down on drinks and red meat cause I've been diagnosed for high cholesterol and high uric acid fml.

Hmm, gambling sounds like fun but i'll most probably end up skydiving from KLCC without a parachute.

I use to have debates on religion with my theist friends but now I see that there's no point in that (can't fix stupid, no offense though, that's my IMO and like you defensive ppl say ,"Everyone's entitled you their own opinion and you should respect mine.")

That very statement shoots itself in the foot cause then, I can say ,"Alright. My opinion is that you're dumb for believing in invisible beings that don't exist and you should respect my opinion k thx bye."

Well enough of my ranting, it's 4am, I can't sleep and I've got a lecture at 11am. Fucking great.
Hope this year would be better than the last and that better things would happen so that I can be a less of a pessimistic-sarcastic douchebag for the next 12months.

Peace out

It's been a while

2009-09-29T01:54:00.000-07:00

Almost 3 months since i've last blogged. Been quite busy lately with Sunway's Model United Nations Conference, my internship @ F&N, doing social work for the 30-hour famine and now, tolerating intolerance, waging war on religion, talking to socially retarded unemphatic douche bags who can't see past their jewish size noses and etc.

Begining with the conference.... it was one week before my finals T.T
but yea, good experience for me as I got my ass raped by pro debaters

ECOSOC 1 (if im not wrong)

Directors

Do Re Mi

So basically we're given a country and a topic and we're to research on it and then debate using a strict format which i wasn't quite familiar with =/

James getting lucky tonite :P

and after 3 days of the conference, i had like 2 days to study for my finals. As finals was over, I didn't go anywhere to celebrate and was feeling rather "depressed" and asked a friend of mine to shisha with me but she couldn't cause her idiot ex-bf who drinks his liver out even though the doctor asked him to stop won't allow it (cause shisha is DANGEROUS) =.=

and she obidiently obliged like a lil bitch (or else her ex will threaten to kill himself like an emo cunt with no back bone)... so much for returning my favors.

And exactly one day after my finals... my internship started =/

but i'm really lucky to get a real nice and friendly boss with awesome colleagues. One week after my internship, we had a department trip to Cameron Highlands ^.^

De Cottage where we stayed

Steamboat nite ^.^

Almost all of my colleagues are health freaks and as we were stopping at stalls i couldn't help but notice the HUGE amounts of vegetables bought for the night's steamboat dinner. No one bought meat... I freaked out....

i'll die without me so i quickly rushed to the nearest stall and bought some ayam percik with some satay. But luckily Jeff (the Head of Department) bought some meat from KL before coming down... a huge relief it was :)

Then we visited some rose farm (i hate nature to be honest) and everyone was cam whoring and the like...

Lisa being sweet

Me being sweeter lol (that's Nicole btw)

Adding soya bean to the murky pond

Tracy (my boss's boss) looking quite gangsta here

And during my internship I was the transport manager for the 30 hour famine event for HELP college. Was experiencing stress to the max cause my superior doesn't know wtf he's doing =.=
Was a shitty experience for me cause my superiors (my fucking socially inept classmates) are unemphatic, said things that were uncalled for and didn't give a shit about the volunteers. They only know how to exaggerate the level of stress they're experiencing for their petty little tasks assigned to them.

One of the game planners even came up to me and said ,"Tim, at least you experience stress for a brief period but I experience it stress for a MUCH LONGER TIME THAN YOU". Yes, this is the kind of bullshit i get from my classmates for the past 2 years (should have taken PR instead hmmm). I'm the transport manager and I to make sure those fucking buses get from HELP to Bukit jalil safely. If one bus crashes.... I'm fucked. If ALL OF YOUR GAMES FAIL, it's no big deal really. So before talking next time, use that "thing" of your that's in your thick skull k?

Another one of them shouted at me because i asked her to text me (a form of reminder) to get HER a FUCKING FILLET O FISH. NExt day she gave me a cunt's look and told me to change into the 30 shirt. I'm gonna be operating under the fucking hot sun and you want me to wear that black piece of cloth? Well you see, most of the commitee members didn't have any sense of empathy at all... they were living in their little secure utopia, cracking the lamest jokes i've ever heard and laughing for no apparent reason. Seriously, you'll need to be drunk, take some weed and perhaps some acid to laugh at their jokes. During the weekend, I confronted her and told her what she did was uncalled for. She said she was stressed out =.=

It's NOT LIKE I FUCKING RAPED YOUR PARENTS OR ANYTHING IS IT? If you can't even handle stress for such a petty event, don't even dream of going into the job market. Then, she told me she won't talk to me until I forgive her. WOW Princess, you really want me to do ur mum right in front of you so that you can get a slap of reality?

and so, 30 hour famine became the 30 hour drama. You can see pictures of me faking smiles on my facebook during the event. Well thank god (figure of speech) i bummed into more grown up, matured people: Susanze, Grace and Siew Li. Think I'll die of being surrounded by ah bengs rather than hunger if these tutors didn't come so I owe you guys big big time ^.^

It was torcher @ Bukit Jalil. 4 out of 5 of the performances were mandirin songs >.< Jesus christ.... i was dying.... i couldn't wait for 6pm to leave the area and eat. But i endured and endured (ps: Ah Mei and Lee Hom performed but since i'm racist, I didn't give a shit. However, if Dashboard Confessionals, 2ndhand Serenade and/or Verticle Horizon came.... I might have forgetten all the previous shit that happened but oh well =/)

Right after the event, i ran out of the area, rushed to the nearest stall and bought like 2 huge packets of chips. As i munched on them, some dumb bitch who i never met in my life (i also hope i'll never see u ever again) took one of the bag of chips from me and told me HER friend said it's ok to do so. I immediately turned to tseeps (good friend of mine) and told her that this girl damn "tak tau malu". The bitch returned the bag of chips. I hope she heard what i've said. And so, after a huge bunch of spontaneuos compensation for unprepared events, it was all over and I could finally rest my head for like 7 hours until my next day for internship again T.T as my internship ended... i had 2 days of holiday! (should have been 2 months) and semester began wooo!

ps: I miss the people @ F&N, they're all awesome and friendly and gave me a fresh view of the corporate work force :) thx guys (especially 2 my 2 bosses: tracy and brandy for giving me great tasks for experience, i might be joining F&N after i graduate afterall haha

I promised her that I won't upload this shit on FB so....

Why WHy whyyyyy

2009-06-26T08:18:00.000-07:00

I woke up at 7am. When i logged into my yahoo mail i saw (AP): Michael Jackson dies. I thought it was another media hoax like the "megan fox is a man" hoax. Then, i googled it... there were only 3 sources. After my bath, i clicked the refresh button and i had the BIGGEST wtf response of the year as i see all the famous news networks certifying his death =(

why??

why???

of all ppl why Michael Motherfucking Jackson?

why can't this emo turd die?

or this noise machine?

or this douche?

or this wimp?

or this wannabe?

or this stoned songwriter who pulls out his lyrics from his ass?

and last but not the least, the one "band" that's on the top of my deathwish list...

these Disney produced retarded turd eating, music ruining, self indudged faggots of the faggotorium

why of ALL the losers....

God had chose to Michael Jackson?

Maybe God's jealous?

cause he can't moonwalk like MJ?

cause he can't hit high notes like MJ?

cause he can't sing and dance like MJ?

cause he can't touch lil boys (only Catholic priests can) ?

why why why why why why why why x9000

oh well, think MJ's moonwalking all around heaven right now as the angels stare in shock and awe...

If there's only one thing that can compensate my anguish for MJ's death... is the death of these losers in the most painful way possible >.<

RIP, the GOD of Pop
When Jesus did his first ever water-walk, his disciples were proud of Jesus
When Michael Jackson did his first ever moonwalk, God was ashamed of Jesus

Life

2009-06-23T09:14:00.000-07:00

The crappy weather's been doing a lot of damage to me: physically, psychologically and sexually.
Also i've noticed a significant increase of mozzies at my apartment. Under these conditions, my motivation levels have decrease so much =(

anyway, i was watching Zeitgeist (don't google it if u're religious as it WILL shatter ur hopes and dreams about whatever religion u believe in) and at the end of the movie, it states that all we need is love followed by a very profound saying by Bill Hicks.

The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while.
Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?"

And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say: "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever,
because this is just a ride." ... and we kill those people.

Ha ha, "Shut him up. We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real." It's just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride. And we can change it anytime we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money. A choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as ONE.

Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defense each year, and instead spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded, and we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever, in peace.

ah, now life is more comforting :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q95kX_EP2Nk

"when the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace" -Zeitgeist

protest at my college? wuuuuu

2009-06-15T07:12:00.000-07:00

HELP has always been the boring college (in comparison to the other famous colleges).... Occasionally I'll see some people selling food at KPD A and sometimes desperate companies having their roadshows there. Stuck up people who think they're the center of the universe, nerds, the insecure, the immature attention seeking whores and the like. Well, not today. There was a big ass protest at KPD and Wisma HELP area. Go go read my copy pasted version of the news ^.^

Iranian demonstrators show placards in support of the defeated Iranian presidential candidate Mirhossein Mousavi during a demonstration outside the United Nations office in Kuala Lumpur June 15, 2009. Malaysian police used teargas to break up a crowd of around 500 Iranians demonstrating outside the UN mission against Iran's contested presidential election, a Reuters photographer said. REUTERS/Bazuki Muhammad (MALAYSIA POLITICS CONFLICT IMAGES OF THE DAY)

An Iranian student wears a mask during a demonstration outside the United Nations headquarters in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Monday, June 15, 2009. The demonstrators were protesting against the election results from Iran.

Aww poor girl

An Iranian demonstrator is helped by her compatriot after she was hit by tear gas canister fired by Malaysian police today. “The protesters handed in a memo and were leaving when the police fired two rounds of teargas,” said a Reuters photographer.

BOOM! Headshot

Anti-riot Malaysian police fire tear-gas shells to disperse Iranian protesters in front of the United Nations office

Blood 2: the last iranian vampire

But hey, at least i done "some" research on the incident =) :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLpTqgSFKyM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_I0nzfUYyQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cghq5NOF9Ag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NiJS_QjBiI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rrlXkjXmmY&feature=channel_page

so before i sign out, if u guys are gonna protest again, please do it on thursday cause i don't have class at that time k thx bye :p

Bored to the Bone

2009-06-01T14:54:00.000-07:00

I've always been too lazy to blog but it's 6 in the morning and i have an exam @ 4pm =(

Short semesters are a real pain in the ass. Double the workload and double the stress. But oh well, i'm asian and my genes should help me pull through. Gonna ponder on what i actually did this month...

well, I've never played badminton in a proper indoor court in my entire life and i gave it a try. Was fun at the court but the next morning was hell. My ass started to ache so bad i feel like i was raped by a horse. (google Mr. Hands to see a real video of a man being humped by a horse)

anyway, last two weeks was tseep's 21th birthday @ 21 (a bar at KL). For the first time ever, i see psychology students go wild, really wild :p (why can't u all be like this everyday @ college? =/)

I ordered some Vokda mixed with Milk drink... i think it's called the Russian Teh Tarik cause i really looked like that.

Yum seng

Tseeps chatting up 3 gay guys with no fashion sense (all wearing the same color + same design... hmm, maybe they're mormons)

Tseeps Unleashed

a crazy night it was... hundreds of pics taken... tseeps doing all the dares (camwhoring in the gents, kissing aquariums, dancing with gay people of have no fashion sense and etc etc etc etc). thx for the invite yea =D

watched a couple of movies too...

Sniper (cantonese film starring Hong Kong sex maniac, Edison Chen)
Star Trek (it's like star wars minus the fun, action and lightsabres)
Angels and Demons ( made me change my religious believes to Illuminati)

hmm, also went to MOS but i malas wanna put up the pics.. maybe i'll upload them eventually..
maybe i won't.

oh well

eh?

mama....i killed a man

2009-05-15T05:47:00.000-07:00

two days ago my lecturer and i were challenging each other on who had a shittier childhood and youth hood during class (well, we were both stubborn and won't let down on our "who had a shittier life and the past" fight) . His mum rubbed chillies on his mouth before school because he was unconsciously compulsive (unresolved issues display themselves in awkward, physically forms)... ok that was kinda bad...

only thing i could recall was the "Passion of Christ" beatings and the rulling of autonomy at home. Until one day, I turned Spartan against my dad and mum FINALLY realized that AUTONOMY is only fit for two places: the military and prison.

well, lucky for me, the Spartan stand changed my life. Couldn't imagine what my life would be like if i didn't yell back at my parents when i was 17 (remember the "unconcious compulsions"? i literally let lose 6years worth of stressful steam and pawned them =p )

anyway, mum's doing great now. We've FINALLY agreed on some terms and have some respect for one another =)

she's a hard worker too. wakes up fucking early in the morning (6am) to go to school to teach a bunch of stubborn form3 to form5 bitches and work with the other pathetic, lazy dogs in the staffroom. Then comes back home to take care of my autistic bro (not kidding here), rushes out again for extra school meetings and to get groceries. Rushes back to cook dinner and wait for dad to dine with him. (rinse and repeat until next year when she finally retires)

Normal Dad + Supermum

Whenever I'm back in Ipoh, i'll always be poking fun and finding fault with mum + grandma cause it's fun as hell =p

yea, i've been corrupting my grandma (i call her orang tua) and mum(she calls me anak derharka = piece of shit son) alike but hey, it's for all the right reasons =)

humor's the only thing keeping us together, so that's how i got muh funnay bone.
anyway i still can recall my previous ipoh visit during CNY and as i left home, i told mum ,"mum, thanks for everything...you've done so much for us and i couldn't think of anyway to repay such gratitude and love"... she smiled.

"...and oh yeah, you're insane" ...she gave me the wtf look.

"cause any sane woman would have packed her bags and left this home a long time ago" ....she put on her widest smile ever =D

Every family is dysfunctional, you just have to bear with that and take every advantage of the functional parts. "sanity is for the weak" is the phrase that runs in my family's blood so if you wondered why i'm kinda weird sometimes, blame it on nurture rather than nature k thx =p

Supermum's Mum

Happy Belated Mothers' Day =D

Wurl Health Day 2

2009-04-14T23:46:00.000-07:00

last friday was World Health Day. Too bad that the committee positioned me at DSA Wisma Help on a FRIDAY afternoon =.= (very very very little customers)

but oh well, i'd managed to sell more than half of the drinks left with the help of Hannah and her friend (sry, i had a bad childhood which then resulted in random amnesia). But yea, was all good though. The ppl from the games section had a shitload of fun nonetheless.

Classic hit the tin cans game

Classic juice selling game

Guess the amount of sweets in the sweet jar game

Deaf leading the blind game

Support the Japs game

Handicapped obstacle course

For this one, one of ur legs will be disabled and you're supposed to hop on one leg (with the help of a strecher) accross planks of shaky wood. Think the one with the best time wins.

The Head of HELP's UN (Marcus) and The Head of Malaysia's UN (i forgot ur name sry)

And after everything was over, they opened the hampers cause ~~tiada bisnes~~ they don't wanna waste the food :p

Dunia Hari Kesihatan, Hari Pertama

2009-04-09T04:02:00.000-07:00

Today is the first day of HELP's UN World Health Day event. Was very stressful for me at first cause i had to prepare a shittonne of stuff for my own department cause my other helpers did not have the luxury of transportation =(

So yea, we sold a lot of stuff (most of the stuff were sold out ^.^)

Ade 2 ekor monyet dlm gambar ni

In pic: Sushi and cocktail foodsellers. To the left(not in pic): Stress balls sellers

Stress balls are something like ~~Michael Jackson's nose~~ plasticine but not too flexible till you can break it apart. Very hard to explain.. like trying to explain the brain processes of a woman. So yea, that's for the food section.

This is the shaved ice and canned drinks stall

50% of the shaved ice customers were initially from my stall and they kena stolen... haizzz =.=
So i resorted to shouting random statements like ,"Buy a drink, save 5 children". "I'm dying of cancer, please help me raise funds to save me" ."Fuck David Archuleta, buy my drinks instead" and etc, etc, etc.

anyway, the people who stole my customers eventually helped out and yea, we're even :p

Hitler-posing indian: Satish

Indian-posing Hitler: Adrian

From left: Hazwani, Moi, Jia Wei, Girl1, Sue Ann(kawan lama) and Hannah

Hannah and Hazwani were walking around selling off ALL the cupcakes (saleswomen pro: if u wanna hire them pls call me, im their manager) and canned drinks as well.

I also made friends with the ~~lamest, loudest, noisiest, most aggressive~~ awesome UN member today, Sue Ann (ps: thx for helping sells off those drinks while i sit back and poke fun at u ahahahahha)

yea was fun. Hope to sell better quality drinks tmr ^.^

Ministry of Sound

2009-03-29T06:23:00.001-07:00

Been here 3 times this month thx to Hare. Was all fun though with funnier dramas.

Hare with stony eyes

Red Chinaman with Kristen, Ken, Raj and Hare

And just yesterday it was Woi Ni's (hope i spelled it right) birthday. Happy 18th =) (btw, for the girls who were at our table, the charges for taking your bags for the entire nite is roughly RM500. Payment is accepted in terms of alcohol =D

Woi Ni and I + Very drunk Chinaman in the Background

This is Lady Victoria. She blows good.

Yea she was on the saxophone the whole night, filling in the atmosphere perfected. But then, the ~~retarded fuckheads who have no sense of personal space~~ people at the dance floor ruined it for me (especially the Guai Lo). They just cut pass me by shoving or pushing me aside =.= . Too bad i didn't learn any kungfu... else i'll be chuck norrising a lot of them that night.

So, I went back to dancing at our table and being a ~~watchdog~~ watchman for the night.

Felicia and I trying REALLY hard to smile (after 6 pictures cause David tak tau guna camera phone aku =.=)

Then after the party some middle eastern dude was trying to get the phone number of one of the girls. I noticed something fishy when he was stalking our table for quite some time. We cockblocked him for like 30 mins until he gave up... persistentence will get you no where good sir. Go, try someone else k?

Hope to see u guys again next week. Until then, don't get drunk yet!

Happiness is spelled A.L.C.O.H.O.L ^.^

I'm turning lala

2009-03-26T05:01:00.000-07:00

So long no blog. So busy playing stupid game called...

Eveli day i come back from the HELP College i sure must play 3-4 games before I eat the dinner. Then after eat the dinner leh, go play summore until sleep then wake up go college. (ps: this is dota grammar for you. If you don't talk like a fucking chink from some chinky hood then you'll be regarded as an "Ang Mo" or "Banana" or "Higher Class Society Person".

Dota... the game of irony.

I've seen relationships end because of this.

Ppl failing out from school/college/university because of this...

Yet, I'm still hooked on this motherfucker cause...running around with 4 other teammates crossing rivers, jungles and strange looking trees is AWESOME AS FUCKKK!

The goal is simple, you'll just need to destroy your opponents' "throne"while staying alive by killing other shit like walking trees, crawling Gollums, Old Men with Walking Sticks wearing a skeleton of a bull, other players and Weird Trees that grab HUGE rocks from their asses and throw them at you.

it's like basketball. 5 against 5. Only difference is:

no exercise other than movement of fingers and wrists is involved.

you get the fuck up your level of english while you're at it.

you get to partake in malay vs chinese racist comments while playing (and don't get beaten up).

Malaysian Racism at Garena

you get to be proud of being nerd

you get to call people lala terms like sohai, lanjiao, noob hai, oOo, _l_, puki, cibai, macibai, mapukicibai, mapukihamkachancibailanjiausohainooblantauleilomo and so on

99% percent of the players most probably got a C grade in their SPM(Malaysian "o levels" English Test. (not getting an A indicates that you're English is below average- no offense tho)

So yea, that's wat i've been investing in this past 2 weeks.... a game of clicking, and clicking and clicking.

But then ah, got one game I so proud and lucky. Can triple kill (killing 3 nerds in quick succession) twice oo ^.^

You click make the picture big big so can see clearly ah

Yes, I am a Blue Bear with Lightning ability. So fun to play with Electric Bear Bear ^.^

Ok, by the time you finish read this I already playing another game. So, I see you soon o.

88

omg omg omg

2009-03-04T06:32:00.000-08:00

For the past week i had a shittonne of notifications on facebook. On average 30 per day and i was wondering why? Wtf's so much to comment about?

and then i see this.....

I've been tagged in 3-4 times of this pic and the comments from EACH of this pics are FLOODING my notification box (and my email). Wow, i just can't fucking wait for the next person to do this wooooooo woooo woooo

it's awesome! 30 plus comments per day wooo woo woowww wooww wiiiiiii

so much for originality huh? oh well, i don't blame u but please on NEXT WEEK ONWARDS, no more of this boring old shit trend k? it's like hearing the same old shit from your local radio dj, "yea, britney's fucking up real bad" <----everyday, same old comment on britney for the past 2 years...

never have i heard a SINGLE, PROPER, JUICY gossip on any LOCAL celebrity so far. The gossip i get from my friends are WAY better than the shit that's on radio. Fucking wannabe bastards.

oh well, back to my point, please do something new or at least, imitate something once and just move on. Yea i know some things never get old but this cartoon personality shit needs to stop.

For the sake of Malaysian Creavity, end this madness!

CNY CNY CNY

2009-02-08T18:14:00.000-08:00

(prease read this post with Chineseeee slangs ok)

Haroooo ^.^

Chinese New Year so fun fo me u know. I did alot of fun stuff with the fun people. On the Friday ah (2 days before the 1st day of CNY) i fetched a guai lo mui back to Ipoh. That day traffic very bad lo. Bumper to another bumper jam so i took the emergency lane lorr. Being an asshole saves time on many occasions.

then when we reach the Ipoh ah, me and the guai lo mui met up with the Ah Jon and the Ah Saw and the Ah Saw brother (soli ah, i forgot your name) at Canopy for some beers.

Then on the Saturday ar is a big day (actually big nite la hehehe) . We had gatherings fo our High School mates at some Seafood Restaurant.

Low Low Low Low Low Low Low Low

One of them isn't Chinese. Spot the "gaijin"?

Someone's Oblivious

Best Dish of de night .. Pork that looks like TKN's hand

there were 3 tables that night. 2 of them were all students of St. Michael's and the remaining table had random people on them =.=

here's the best part. We were supposed to go clubbing together. So all of us waiting outside Sincero.... only half of the people went in and the rest had their own agendas. Oh well, so much for a reunion huh?

anyway, the people who stayed had fun. Some got lucky, some got drunk, some were pissed and some can't be fucked for the people who got pissed =)

and some got rape anally...

and ran to other people

a day or two after that I dropped by Jon's place for some drinking sessions

Jollies, Cokes, Jokes, Ices, Liquors, Beers, ciggies

Master, Dog Relations

Suck My Kiss?

Guest Relations

the dogs were funny. The brown one's female btw and it always gets face fucked by the other dog... good stuff XD

hmm, Jon's male dog kinda looks like mine

I'm gonna teach him hw to facefuck other bitches to even the score then

damn, i forgot about the chinese accent... ok switching back to it

so ar, a few day after the day i went to the ah jon house TJ came down to the ipoh. And we had a trip to the taiping and the camerons on one same day cause we were ~~bunch of jobless people who had nothing to do~~ adventurous.

we came accross some awesome landmarks

Heaven's Road

Elfie wanted to take a photo of a graveyard so....( we simply obliged so she won't go holocaust on us)

and on the opposite side of the graveyard was....

Excalibur! I FINALLY found uuuu

Racist Restaurant

At the camerons we a head to the stlawbelly farm.

It was cold and my nips got pinched so i tried to be gangsta in this photo

we then had the dinners at the camelon highlands.....

Sifu TJ showing off his soup pouring skills

De Food stuffs

we also bought the special special flesh frowers for our mummays and/or other halvesss

frowers

ah after that day ar on one of the nights we were out for a frosty beer. It's fucking the awesome man. Fucking freezing beer.... yummmmay. It's like making out with Snow White u know.

I very the angry people take my picture when I tipsy

Ray and Tkn with their lil mahjong card game

and then ah, there's this place that sells the awesome chee cheong fun and got other stuff to eat also. open till early in the morning. so dedicated oh ^.^

some other places that i went to include:

Awesome place with the awesome chee cheong fun

the REAL Ipoh Oldtown White Coffee

then ah on dunno what day we eat the liew fun (noodles with stuff) at the very famous place called the Tai shue kiok (Big tree leg)

The crowd never stops comin

and opposite the big tree leg was a place ah that sells stuff cheaper by the dozen. so, being chinese, we bought alot of stuff cause cheap mah..

ah so enjoy the cny holiday but all the good things come to an end ah. Knowing that it is my last day in the ipoh, mum cooked up a storm for us =) (maybe she happy i leaving lol)

Awesome Chinese Pork Dish which i dunno the name

Awesome Curry Chicken

Awesome Lamb Chop and Bacon (fo CNY also cook American food.. wah, well, at least not Japanese food. During the CNY, any Japanese in the sights will get KungFu-ed back to the Hiroshima)

Awesome Tomato and Cucumber

overview

Blurry Dad and Hungry mum

Not so photogenic Grandma

was a great dinner.

was a great CNY.

was a great reunion with friends and family.

hope this shit gets better every year =)

Ah Upgrades =)

2009-02-06T07:00:00.000-08:00

for the past 5 months, Jon and Elfie initiate me into their alcohol tolerance theraphy sessions and here's our lil trophies...

only six bottles left, the rest are dry =(

before my final paper (last semester) i was having dinner with andrew and suddenly a thought cropped up. For some reason i wanted to borrow his xbox 360 and yea he lent it to me alright... with a missing cable. So i had to stare had that awesome console for a few days with NOTHING to do after my exam (thx andrew).

U know how it feels? it's like having Jennifer Aniston, Ali Larter, Hayden Panettiere, Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis all stripping naked in the same room as you are (if you're a straight guy) and u can't go anywhere near them. (and as for girls, it will be the same scenario but this time, instead of those actresses, imagine a dozen clones of Edward "fuckhead" Cullen --> overrated Twilight douche imo).

anyway, I looked all over the place (sungei wang, one U, mid valley, cineleisure, curve) for the fucking missing cable that connects the Xbox to my monitor i wasn't in luck =(

I was bored and christmas was near so i decided to go "shopping for clothes" but instead i bought insurance for my virginity

yup, upgraded muh WoW account for nerdy purposes =)

then the holidays came and i went back to Ipoh for a week and i got even more upgrades...

From this

to this ;)

as for the kelisa picture, that shit happened right in front of imax. good times

thank god for Dota. It requires players to stick their eyes to the monitor the whole time so no one actually came out to see what was goin on.

I actually hated the Viva at first. Mom and i were fighting over the Kelisa for like a year or so until i decided to give the viva a try. It's not that bad after all =)

during one of our drinking sessions vince saw the xbox in my room and told me he could intensify the gaming experience. I was a lil confused till he told me he has a projector and he's willing to lend it to me ^.^

Xbox360 linked to Creative Speakers + Projector = Holy Fucking Awesomeness

Now any nerd who tries to be a smartass and comes by and says ,"Hey, my LCD Screen's 24 inches. How big is urs?" and i'll be like ... "hmm, say... 3 metres plus?" :D

Gears of War 2 on the Semi Big Screen

Luvin the upgrades. McLuvin it :p

The New Year

2009-01-11T16:05:00.000-08:00

the average, overambitious blogger would have a long list for their new year resolutions and stuff. i found this lame cliche list on wiki:

Lose Weight
Get out of Debt
Save Money
Get a Better Job
Get Fit
Eat Right
Get a Better Education
Drink less Alcohol
Quit Smoking
Reduce Stress
Take a Trip
Volunteer to Help Others
Be Less Grumpy
Be more independent
Watch less violence movies
Learn something new

yea that's for those on the path of blind religious holiness where the under end of your rainbow is disappointment :p

anyway for me resolutions are just a criteria where we all set aims (usually almost out of reach) and hope for the best. Blind optimism ftl. Let's get more down to earth shall we? Stop thinking of being a "better" person (unless u're an asshole everyone loves to hate) and shit and just be thyself for life is too short.

instead of a resolution list, i'll make a list of apologies for last year's little sins i committed and i'll TRY my best to learn from them. Cause according to some of my ex-ipoh friends, I'm a BAD BAD boi and i should be avoided at ALL costs =.=

1) sorry for being a lazy fuck
2) sorry for being an emo cunt
3) sorry for being victimized
4) sorry for being insecure
5) sorry for being a shitty son at times
6) sorry for taking small things seriously
7) sorry for gaming excessively
8) sorry for feeling sad
9) sorry for being too emotionally attached
10) sorry for not being there for certain people even though it was impossible for me to make it
11) sorry for not living up to stupid expectations that are in conflict with my abilities to meet up to those expectations (and some ppl already fucking know i can't do it yet they force me into it)

12) sorry for drinking on a daily basis (it's good for me, bad for you)
13) sorry for being too nice (yea, being a selfish dick at times kicks ass =) )
14) sorry for doing things at my own pace
15) sorry....for being human

2009, just a number, it seriously doesn't change anything much so it's not too big a deal.
i just have more academical responsibilities which will result in more clubbing and drink which will result in meeting more awesome people and sohais as well which will give me more stories to tell which makes AWESOMEEEEEE XD

New Year's Eve

2009-01-08T07:44:00.000-08:00

New year's eve was enjoyable yet chaotic at the same time. I was with Mel, Vince and Aaron at Cheras for dinner and some drinks. Dinner was good. Cheap and tasty western food. Anyway, we were rushing from Cheras to Zouk but couldn't make it in time for the countdown so we had a mini celebration in the car =)

Aaron's and Vince's first photo of the year

Mel and I, our first pic of the year

When we reached Zouk, Phuture. Was crowded as fuck as usual and we crashed someone's table (vince's friend)

and a few minutes later, Jon called me. I told him i couldn't hear shit so i decided to head outside and saw him there. Everything was OK till he grabbed my hand and walked me to his table with his hand in tact. I kept putting my hand on his shoulder but everytime i do that, he grabs my hand again =.=

his table wasn't very near the entrance so i'm pretty sure a shitload of ppl saw the action =/
oh well, he did the same to mike so i feel safe.... well kinda XD

Packed, packed, packed

"sup baby" is his famous catch phrase... well, it's his ONLY catch phrase =p

Mike, I and Yee Ling

pau pau pau

i can still remember an epic moment. I was dancing with pauline and suddenly jon came up to me and said, "you ain't dancing with my best friend" and pushed me aside and started dancing with pauline. Think alcohol replaced every single fluid in his body that night =p

mass comm at work

Mel having A.D.D issues

Zouk was gonna close and as i was heading back to vince's friend's table i saw a familiar face. A 6th Form mate from Ipoh, Jackie.

Being Asian :D

ah was a great night and a good way to symbolize the things i'm gonna do for the New Year:

1) Club more
2) Head to the gym more
3) Increase alcohol tolerance
4) Increase tolerance towards sohais
5) TRY my motherfucking best to increase my CGPA

Alcohol, my source of happiness ^^

Happy Birthday TJ

2009-01-06T14:17:00.000-08:00

31 Dec was TJ's Bday. We were at this place called MyYoga for dinner (i think). ps: if u didn't realize i'm cutting down on words (a lot) cause i'm just too lazy to write =p

De people

Bday Boi making de wish

Bday Boi Blowing

De people whose names i've completely forgot =(

then after that we went to everyone's 2nd home, Zouk.

Elfay + Timmay

Us + vince and aaron

after a few drinks we hogged the dance floor and as the party was about to end, Aaron jumped on the podium and danced with some random chick. Hormones i pressume? :p

and again, we went to the same good old Dim Sum place (i'll get the name next time)

Epic Dim Sum at 3.30am

Happy 26 Bday TJ!

Mc Luvin

Alas 2008 (2)

2009-01-04T02:26:00.000-08:00

During a Sunday afternoon i received a call that woke me up. It was my mum and she was in KL and she wanted to see me. I told her I'm kinda sick and my place was kinda in a mess but she insisted, i resisted. After losing the debate, she passed her phone to her backup, her mum =.=

I've already told them that i'll be seeing them in Ipoh in 2 days time but yet they forced me to see them.

Now THAT's free will for me. So that were coming at 6.30pm, Elfie and I had 3 hours to clean up the place. Elfie did 99% of the cleaning while i picked up some rubbish in room cause i wanted them to see that I'm not in the condition to see anyone. Anyway, they still came and yet somehow they needed to insert RELIGION in our conversations.

Religion....I've already told them I'm a deist (believe in God, not religion) but yet their persistent. This is one of the things I HATE bout my family. They MUST get what they want...like lil kids. Oh well =/

So, i was a dick to my mum and her mum and I used scientific and logical reasoning to bring up certain facts that left them dumbfounded and we moved on to dinner at New Paris. Awesome food there =)

After a week in KL, i went back to Ipoh to ~~show my parents that i'm still alive~~ spend time with my parents and also to celebrate Christmas. Met up with a few old friends at a makan place in Yik Foong. There's only one thing great about Ipoh, FOOD. Other than that, you'll most prolly rot and die there if you're from KL.

we watched an awesome Kungfu Show, IP Man. At first look, i really thought it was a sequel to the cable guy and i wondered wtf's Donny Yen was doing in the poster.

Christmas Eve came, and we headed to Riverbank (Sincero), the lil quiet club beside Rums. Rums's too crowded and Riverbank didn't have enough ppl to meet the criteria of a Christmas Eve Night. I prefer the latter. Crowded clubs make me sick. Oh well, here's some pics

Me with the FFK King, Danial

Us with ~~Rapist~~ Jon

Vinod, Serenity Vanity =p, Me and Krysty (hope i spelt it right)

While we were dancing, two indian dudes were taking the spotlight by dancing their hearts out on stage. Danial looked closer and then tapped my shoulder and asked ,"hey, isn't that Edward?"
And it was. I thought he got kidnapped by Thais and they changed his sex or sumthing =p

Edward, good ol' Form 6 mate

and on Christmas....

i was sooo disappointed with the presentation in the church which i used to go to back in Ipoh (well, i still go there when I'm there la --> if i'm not too tired from the previous night's clubbing)
there was only ONE video clip and then the sermon =.= . Most of us we're half dead anyways from the previous night.

Later that night, I met up with a few youths from my church (nothing religious, just meeting up) at the FALSE Old Town Kopitiam (the real one's has real old furniture and has a few japanese corpses hanging there).

Wai Kit, Me and Meanlicia

Deva, Andrea, Adeline

while we were bitching about stuff alicia asked everyone's age and finally mine and her point was why am i mixing with younger ppl in the church? well... the people my age (from the church) are either FRIGGIN holy or they aren't in Ipoh, the people older than me are totally blinded by religion. So tough luck sister, better try next time? XD

Next i was with leeroy and Ipoh's dumbest blonde, Sab. (She can't forget to bring her schoolbag home. Now THAT's AMAZINGGGGGG)

Then it was Saturday... my German mum with her husband came down to Ipoh for awesome "Ngar Choi Kai" (bean sprout chicken) and of course, clubbing. We headed to Sincero. Had fun. There was this waiter who kept bugging us to buy some cocktail called Sambuya and in the end Elfie couldn't resist and drank it. It's a small version of the Flaming Lambo, real small.

Chink, Chinky and Chinkety

Serene and Chinky

Gudentag! Germaaan Mum and I . Auctum!

and so, after Raymond got fucking drunk and out of control we had to leave the club and get some awesome supper. We ordered Tosai Anaconda... the pic will do the explaination

LONGGGGG

yup, that sums up wtf i did back in ipoh minus the awesome food trips which i didn't bother to take any pics of =/

Ray, Tee Jay and Elfay with the epic statement

alas 2008

2009-01-01T18:05:00.000-08:00

I'm finally blogging after such a fuckin long time cause i've been ~~drinking, clubbing or gaming~~ "busy" =)

so yea, i finished my exams on the 15th of December and from that day onwards...drinking
and clubbing became my two best friends. so... let's start of from the first clubbing night, the day right after my final paper.

First off, Phuture (one of the 3 sections in Zouk KL) . Think for the past month(Dec) i've been there more than 4 times or so...

Hui, Mua, Geet and Mum

Vince de Liqoure Guy

Us + Eunice

And there was this 3 arrogant ~~bitches~~ girls who sat right beside me who NEVER bothered to say hi (they were friends of friends and for the record, they took an effort to "pretend" to b oblivious) and it's not even their table and yet they were bitches to the rest of us =.= if you're just gonna fucking sit on one spot and take pictures then why the flying fuck even bother to club? Fucking go to some chinky asian cafe and please, stay there.

anyway, i just simply ignored them and continued drinking and dancing to the point i had to go to the loo to perform my dragon breath of alcohol, all barf no flame ftw.

We then headed to some Dim Sum place, awesome food but it's pricy though =/

Pull my finger?

(to be continued...)

R Kelly = Genius

2008-12-18T02:33:00.000-08:00

I was in the car heading back home and as i switched to FlyFm, they played the year's best remix of all, Beyonce's If i Were a Boy ft R Kelly..

and yes i'm gonna paste the fukin lyrics here like every other blogger who think that their readers
have dildos stuck in their ears while listening to the song

If you were a boy
then girl you'd understand
you need to stop listening to your friends
love, respect and trust your man

So I go to clubs with the guys
and sometimes flirt with the girls
I should be able to roll out
as long as Im coming home to you
and give you the world

But you are not a boy,
so you dont have a clue (ey)
How I work and pay the bills
girl and everything I do is for you (eh eh)

But you are not a boy,
so you can't understand
You are not a perfect woman
and I am not a perfect man (with me, with me)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US0U7JA2UJ0 <--de site

awesome remix, more awesome then a threesome with Emma Watson and Hayden Panettiere XD

Dear Santa...

2008-12-13T01:51:00.000-08:00

Dear santa, i've been a good good boy this year. Here's a list of my good doings:

1) I did not beat the shit out of the sohai that taunted me
2) I STILL haven't slit my wrist ^^
3) I haven't been clubbing for the past...2 weeks?
4) I haven't taken up smoking, drugs, threesomes , etc etc etc
5) I stopped WoWing and made a fucking effort to go to the gym
6) I kept using ur enemy's(Jesus) name in vain over and over again
7) I hate the Jonas Brothers (biggest joke in the US , 2nd place goes to McCain)
8) I been faithfully watching South Park and Heroes.
9) I visited 2 homes for the autistic and also raised funds for the UN club.

So...

i only want one thing for Christmas is...

Hayden Panettiere

Not only is she hot but she can help me usher in a new savior to the world. She still remains a virgin after sex cause her hymen regenerates (well if u watched Heroes then u'll know what im talking about). If you didn't, basically this babe is invincible and her body parts regenerates after they're cut off.

Think about it, the last time a person performed a "virgin-birth" ceremony was Mother Mary. So if Santa would give her to me for Christmas, I'm gonna quit college, get married, get a kid, name him Jesus Version 2.0 and start my own religion and be the richest son of a bitch in the world damn motherfucking world! XD

and yea, a lot of Christians would be kinda pissed but hey, least the Jews are gonna be worshipping me from now own =)

Heck, I could even re-write the Bible. I could start a new move called Christian Terrorism, cause a whole load of chaos from church to church and usher in my own apocalyse. Hmm, sounds like a plan...

So bastards and bitches, get ready to worship ur NEW GOD. roarrrr

and to all heroes fans ----> "Bang the Cheerleader, save the world!"

Elfie's Friendship day

2008-12-04T03:28:00.000-08:00

before heading off to zouk, we had dinner at Pallete Palate (i forgot how to spell due to fatigue and 2nd hand smoke from Jon and Elfie)

Dia takut api, aku takut dia

Crotch Grabbin's the Latest Trend for Posing in Pictures

the not bad really. I had lasagna and it was pretty good. Elfie's Salad on the other hand was kinda crappy @@ . Jon's sandwich was the catalyst for his gayness so i suggest that u guys don't other that unless u wanna get lucky in a sausage fest or something.

then later at zouk, we were joined by others and was kinda fun and crowded at the same time.

this is Elvina, if u see her, hide ur cameras

de biggest cam whore to date. Never have i seen a person so physically aroused by any object that takes pictures =.=

well, i couldn't drink much cause i had to rush an 18 paged assignment to i mingled around and took small sips of alcohol :(

From left: Elvina, i forgot ur name, Angeline, fie, Ray, Tj (notice i'm crushing his balls) and the guy who's playing some hentai game on his phone, Jon

so yea, thanks Elfie :)
had great fun that nite.

Biggie Smiles :)

UNESCO's Haunted House Event

2008-11-28T08:22:00.000-08:00

For the past 3-4 months, UNESCO has been planning to have a Haunted House for UN Day. here's most of the people who have done a great job from start to finish of the Haunted House.

and apparently, UNESCO was the only club that was doing its event on UN day. The rest of the UN clubs postponed or cancelled their events =.=

oh well...

Mua

Ho Tong, Zen, Dickson (dedicated sound guy) , Hannah and Deenah

Para-para Alicia and Adrian (to her right, pro ticket seller) + the earlier bunch

Getting it done :)

A lot of brainstorming and balancing amongst idealism and realism had to be done.. A lot of last minute absentees and we had to do a shit load of adjustments...

D-day..

Deenah, le pro make-up artist :)

Hannah, le pro Handicraft + Props + Kopi Berdarah creator :p

Yup, and we still have time to pose right before the event. True Malaysians :)

Planner, President and Noise Maker, Madam Tan.

Now for the ghosts....

Zhen, Clown, Obvious, I know

Ee Rong, the Blanket Ghost...doesn't move until u pass him by..scaryyy @@

hazvani's was the scariest ghost for the event. she made 2-3 groups terminate their "participantion" cause they were too scared.

Hazvani, ~~pedofile~~ Crazy mother

Ho Tong as Victim and William as Redneck Chainsaw guy

Our president showed much dedication as she ~~was forced~~ volunteered to play 2 ghosts for the event due to the lack of people. She had to walk from one area to another for each session. Well, sure was great exercise for her ^.^

Alicia as Pontianak modern and....

Jap Ghost modern

if u thought she got great exercise, i lost 5kg that day. My job sounds simple, guide the people through the house. Sounds easy....

the only catch is, i had to do that 3 hours non-stop @@

Mua, the Joker, Guide for the House

Zhen was really dedicated too. He had to hold his bladder for 2 hours. And there was this bunch of fucking nerds who were scared as shit but tried to act cool and stuff. One of them punched Zhen on the head but later he apologized =.= . Thank God i wasn't the clown. Or else i'll b using that group of sohais as real props for the house.

Scary Zhen is

Another person who was way dedicated than all of us was Dickson. He had to sick in a fucking hiding spot for 5 hours to operate the sound effects and transition of the backgroud music. lack of air and space, he pulled of a real great job!

all in all, we had fun =) the costs outweighted the revenue but hey, the experience was priceless

ROARR!

I'm like a dog chasing cars... Wouldn't know what to do when I get hold of one

Sohai Sohai Sohai

2008-11-16T07:58:00.000-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArmBNCiC8Ag&eurl=http://bytemuncher.blogspot.com/

shadowfox linked this vid on his blog, u need to watch it. If the Oxford Online Dictionary needs a video to further explain the word "sohai", this vid's one of the best examples of it.

So many sohais i've bumped into... really need to mention them to save humanity cause i've been watching Heroes WAYYY too much :p

and i need a place to advertise their stupidity so that they become aware and hopefully they'll change. see, i "care" for retards too u know.

well, i won't mention names this time but if u keep being a sohai to me then it sucks to be u =)

heck, i'll even include pictures of u if i have to.

let's begin

I was waiting for the bus at my college and i saw a "friend" of mine. He was wearing girly sunglasses so i asked in a polite manner," dude, what's with the glasses?"

he replied, "what's with the face? ohhhhh" *shows third finger*

well, i tried to be nice but he was a dick so i said, "hey dude, didn't ur dad teach u some manners? oh, i forgot, u don't have a dad"

he pretended nothing happened....

sohai..

another time i was a barclub dancing and this bangladeshy (i'm not racist, he IS bangladeshy and a lot of ppl from the hostel are planning to beat the crap outta him) adopted bastard child who's mum looks like oscar the grouch in a fat suit came up to me and said, "u dance like a dike"

i didn't know what "dike" was and he told me i dance like a gay guy. Apparently the real meaning of "dike" is lesbian...he didn't understand the true meaning and tried to burn me....sohaiii

so i replied, "dude, are u individually retarded or does this run in the family?" he walked off and showed me the middle finger.

ohhh...emo boy has no comeback? too stupid to think of one?

earlier sohai boy has only one comeback? u ppl are FUKEN pathetic.

i got two words for u wannabes out there when you try to fuck around with me :

1) don't fuck with someone who has 100 times your intellengence

2) don't fuck with a psychologist ;) <--- seriously, we can destroy u if we choose to, the best
way to kill someone is to start with the mind =)

so wannabes, stop trying so hard and just be who you are....
well, if u're a inborn sohai then i have a solution for u...

there's this thing called a razor blade. It's fucking cheap, just buy a few. Run the blade from your wrist to your elbow. Do it on both arms. Do NOT call for help. Turn on EMO music. Cry and JUST DIE.

the moment your heart stops beating, the world has been rid of one loser and those who are alive feel a bit happier =)

aren't u sick and tired of these college people who try to be american and FAIL at it?
wannabes, u're sadddd... u make people around u sadderrr
especially your pitiful parents who saved so much for u to come to college and all you give back to them is your wannabe attitude...

please, just die.

you'll make my day ;)

No Backbone? GTFO then

2008-11-11T05:55:00.000-08:00

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances" -Jacques, as u like it, Shakespeare, a Famous English writer, who now plays for Manchester United, disguised as Wayne Rooney.

We wear masks everywhere we go, like actors of a play. Different situations will cause us to wear different masks. We can't be ourselves 100% of the time but when it comes to our core believes, our personality, the things that DEFINE who we are, do we change them to be socially accepted? Or do we choose to make a stand for what we believe in?

This here will show EVERYONE whether you have a backbone or not.

Conformity....is a dangerous thing...

Of course people without backbones are much more easy going...cause they don't have an opinion that they dare voice out. People with backbones might be a little troublesome sometimes but hey, least you know that they hold strong to their values and believes.

So funny eh when group pressure can alter one's behavior so easily...
your current friends decide what you should be doing when you get home, who you're to hang out with, who to hate and who to love....ah, the beauty of psychology...

no matter how overconfident your group is, no matter how conservative they are...you still give in -.-

so where do i fall between the two?

I GOTS THE MUTHAFUCKIN BACKBONE!

of course i might be a lil overcritical over somethings but i don't make people agree with me, my self-esteem's well intact that i don't need an entourage to make me feel I'm right all the time. Come on, it's just a fucking opinion, just accept it..you don't have to agree with it =p

being able to speak your mind and voice your views is totally fucking awesome.
being able to say NO...FUCK YOUR PLAN... is totally fucking awesome.
being able to correct your friends in a healthy way is awesome.
being able to say FUCK ALL OF YOU, I'm going to SLEEP is awesome.
being able to say YOUR JOKE'S SO FUNNY YOU JUST MADE AN EMO DOUCHE KILL HIMSELF is awesome.
being able to say NO SHIT SHERLOCK is totally awesome
being able to say the Jonas Brothers suck balls is awesome =)

and if your friends can't take it cause you don't conform, they're most probably a bunch of insecure cunts who want total control over you

so that you live as they live...
so you think like they think..
so you're JUST like them...
so you're no longer special due to deindividualization ...
so you're no longer.....

YOU

walking down the streets like mindless zombies without direction, without identity...
only 2 things to identify yourself is your name and your physical attributes.
what a life eh?

least when i walk with my friends they know me as:

Tim the Funny
Tim the Critical
Tim the AWESOME ^.^
Tim the singer
Tim the guitar player
Tim the virgin
Tim the bad at drinking alcohol
Tim the Clubber
Tim the one with a spine =)

so do i need to be well known in college to satisfy my needs?

NO. I DON'T NEED POPULARITY TO GET ME GOING. Sure I might have 10 times less the friends some of you might have but I do know is that they fucking got my back when i needed it the most "insert emotional orchestra music here". Quality overrides quantity in friendship =)

For those who have a backbone, u guys rock.
for those who don't, go fucking watch 300. If these soldiers are willing to fucking die for an idea...
why can't you just make a stand for your own?

=)

Back on Track

2008-11-05T06:39:00.000-08:00

K, I had got over my pms-ing season and Ima Back in Black bitches ;)

Been focusing too much on shit that's been going on lately... I failed to see the good, awesome stuff that's been going on =/

Elfie's kindness ^^

jon's "kindness"

assignment buddies: matt and jennie

drinking buddies (desa kiara ppl and Ian)

and

my hostel besties Andrew and Hilmy =)

yea, i gave too muc of a fuck about something....

got me tripping real bad for a while..

thx guys and girls for being there for me when i could gave slashed my balls and make a man-gina outta it.

but yea , time heals all wounds
i'll worship Time from now onwards =)

Glad to be back and awesome once again ^.^

Dying....

2008-11-02T15:55:00.001-08:00

Think i need to kill 6million people too >.<
Bloody assignments and experiments are killin me. I'm dying physically, emotionally and sexually. Can't go out and hang out with my friends, can't go out to the gym to ~~stalk the hot milfs over there~~ to get in shape and I'm losing my liking for my direction and purpose...

hmm...looks like God's plan for me dying a virgin is in effect.

fuck, i don't even have time to blog and I'm actually rushing through this post before college begins =(

and when i've finally found direction and purpose, along came a spider to fuck it up.

dear God, why do u hate me so?

my direction....my purpose...is slowly slipping away.....

and all i can do is watch T.T

I'm sure God has a HUGE smile on his face.

u're slippin, i'm trippin

Points of View

2008-10-26T22:23:00.000-07:00

Hmm, is there a God out there? Or did the beginning of time started with the Big Bang Theory?
I've been living like an atheist for a few months in KL. Kinda awesome in many ways...
free from guilt (the BIGGEST tool religious people have been using against me) , free from judgement, free from disappointment and free from hypocrites =)

i took things less seriously and learnt a lot from there.

Religion demands perfection, I'm human.

The things that I have today didn't come easy but everyone else got them without effort. If everyone was created equal, why are these things happening to me? Why did I have to go through hell?

Christians will tell me ,"it's God's will or it's God's plan". Buddhists will tell me," it's fate or u've been a dick in your past life". Atheists will tell me ,"though luck i guess".

So let's just say....you need a miracle and you pray to God. If he answers your prayer u're happy. If he doesn't to say it's his will/plan. Think about it, if an insignificant being (in comparison to a divine being) like u and me can make God change his divine plans through prayers, then what's the use of being God?

And if God's gonna stick to his plans anyway, why bother praying in the first place?

So I've decided to "hope" for the best and expect the worst in life. It helps alot really. You're more than ready to embrace both joy and pain. Rather than being disappointing that you've put your trust in a superior being that doesn't give a shit.

So do i believe in God?

Surprisingly yes. To totally deny science is stupidity but to totally deny God is stupidity as well. Einstein once said that the universe is so complexed that it is possible that there's a hand behind it. There has to be a source in everything we see today.

If all the galaxies were formed by a few particles, where did those few particles come from? It's all very confusing....

but yea, i still believe that there's a God but religion has blinded all of us. All the editings and all the wrong interpretations from religious people. I used to attend Church on a regular basis. But the overflowing demands from it's members are just too tiring. Maybe I'll return to church a few weeks before marriage =p

but hey, I still have my moral values k? My superego's well in tact =)

The things that happened in my life don't reflect on religion one bit....

and so, I allow God to do as he pleases, good or bad and just sit back and relax.

Praise the LORD!!!!

Big Boys Don't Cry?

2008-10-23T07:00:00.001-07:00

If u noticed, i've been EMO (well, maybe a lil) for the past 2 weeks. Piled up work from the previous months putting more and more pressure on me =(

exams and assignments are coming in a close...

unexpected things were happening (very personal but i'll share them with u if u buy me a few bottles of alcohol ^^ )

had to stay home for days to prepare for my midterms....i hate being an antisocial person but I've got a future to save.

Soz guys if i couldn't hang out with you...(i was busy downloading shitload of porn)

Soz girls if i said or did anything wrong that offended u all... (sry for being sexy and awesome)

Soz for making any of you look stupid but if u tried to make me look stupid in the first place and it backfired..well all i have to say is, "BURN MUTHAFUKA! BURNNN! " XD

I DO wanna keep things as optimistic as possible but at sometimes optimism can't do shite you know. I'm not God or Jesus or Neo. There's just some things that I experienced for the first time in my life and I was knocked out cold.

for once, I lost my AWESOMENESS...

for once, I was speechless...

for once, I was very, very passive...

for once, my split second crapping skills failed me...

perhaps an emotional overload of some sort. But yea, time heals all wounds =)
I can feel my wounds healing up...gimme more time k?

Tim : I dunno...should I or should I not?
Friend : Tim, we all live and learn..
Tim : I'm just afraid I'll crash and burn...

yea i'm learning...the hard way that is. oh well, better than living the shit life i've been living 7months ago and for those who heard me out and helped me out, you have my thanks. I'm doing good...let's keep it that way. I'm sick of trying too hard. I wanna be myself...well, my new self =)

it's like one of those days when you feel like EVERYTHING around you is going in a downward spiral...gloomy days...everything's so grey...doesn't help my colorblindness =p
bah, i'm just being a sensitive douche again =/

I need to get a grip and grow the fuck up i suppose.

I need direction and purpose.

I need fulfilment.

I need....

this

there's a lot of wonders that this lil motherfucker and do and it saved me :)

yea, time to get back to "life". Which is filled with assignments and exams

wake me up when my semester ends?

Bangsar Dangerous

2008-10-20T06:55:00.000-07:00

Omg, this week's one of the worst weeks of my life =(

exam stress

emotional stress : the love of my life is longer there for me ( voice over actor of Eric Cartmen)

oh well, "life" goes on and after a hectic, serious UNESCO meeting on Friday, Angel approached Alicia, then me regarding some NASOM thingy that's going on on Saturday...we lacked "ambassadors" and therefore pulled in a few ppl from UN to head down to Nasom, a learning center for autistic children (Ampang).

we had fun and games at their backyard and i sweated like a pig =.=

playing Simon Says amongst ourselves? not

line up from left: Alicia, Ken Yung, Li Ching and Marcus

Encik Helmi, most dedicated man in the center

from left: Marcus, Marcus's friend

this is Akmal, the cutest and funniest kid

apalah uuu

Reluctant Girl : Angel =p

Semi-Reluctant Girl : Alicia

and after those games we headed back and were debriefed by the teachers.

so serious...

I really admire the dedication of these teachers. Their pay is shit and they have to put up with all this kids everyday. I know how they feel cause my bro's autistic (no shit). It's hard taking care of one...and these tutors are to take charge of 3 to 4 kids at one go.

The center needs donations....

but there's a big hole in my heart and

a bigger hole in my wallet..

so....

anyway speeches were given by Marcus and lady in charge of the home (forgot your name, was busy remembering what was coming out for my exams

Marcus in action

and after all that, it's time for some good fooooooood ^.^

If you all are wondering why there isn't a single photo of me...

that's because ~~i've got very low self-esteem and i tend to hide when a camera lens has me in view~~ i was tired and lazy.

after that long day I ~~was forced by Alicia~~ accompanied Alicia to get her shadessss.
girls and their shades.... =p

alicia had a conflict between two shades...

now let's play a game (like the ones you see in Sesame Street) can u spot the difference in terms of the shades between picture one and picture two?

pic1

pic2

hmm, looks the same to me =/

my colorblindness didn't really help much that day....

sorry alicia :(

the ONLY picture of me (was really unphotogenic that day...dunno why....stress perhaps? )

i don't care what you think, this pic is AWESOME ^^

after getting her shades, I sent her back and I had a lil rest...

and then, I had to go out again to claim

MY FREE DINNER FROM ANDREW......woooooottt

yes, I'm a Chinaman and Free things are GOOD XD

picked him up from the hostel and headed to Mid Valley. On the way there i noticed that my gas tank's nearly empty and decided to give it some luvin at Shell. I decided to make a U-Turn at one of the lights...

but traffic was really, really heavy...

cars were speeding..

my hands were shaking...

i could dance all day...

car after car we waited and FINALLY..

there was an opening

and i made the turn....

and SUDDENLY, I saw flashing lights. A police patrol unit was 2 cars behind me. He asked me to pull over =.=

Andrew was laughing his ass off....

I looked to the sky and said ,"Dear God.......

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???"

"I did charitable work today and THIS is what i get paid in return?"

ohhhhhh wellllll...

Andrew was like, "oh fuck, i hope it isn't the COP car at our hostel"

http://timliew86.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html

check out the 11th of April post and you'll know why

i was like ,"that'll be fun. let's ask the officer" =p

Andrew : oh, fuck off

Andrew has the pics of the officer writing me a ticket and a video of me giving the most dissapointed, wtf look in my entire life. I'll upload them soon.

what a day, what a day

but hey, i had fun =)

a crazy day but yea...was all good

Smiles ^^

TAGGGGGGEDDD

2008-10-12T09:49:00.000-07:00

i've got a paper tmr but i'm awoken by hunger :(

so while waiting for my FATTENING McD Burger Delivery I'm gonna do some tagging thingy Caren sent to me...

by the way, this is my first time so...

1. Who are you?
Tim fucking Liew

2. Who is more important to you? Friends or boy/girlfriend?
Hmm...i never HAD a gf (not my choice, go read my emo friendster blog and u'll know why =p) so i'll pick friends =)

3. How often do you think of committing suicide?
Never

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
Fuck yea

5. How many babies you want?
None cause they're expensive and they eat your food.

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
I'm colorblind to i don't give a rat's ass.

7. What is your goal for this year?
To stay in University.

8. Do you believe in eternity love?
eternity love? check ur grammar plssss XD

9. What's a perfect boyfriend like to you? (List 10)
I AM STRAIGHT. but if i EVER turn gay here's the list ----> filthy rich, generous, stupid enough to burn ALL his cash on me, stupid enough to hand over his will to me, has contacts with hot celebs, has hot sisters (to turn me straight in the near future), can cook, clean and SHUT THE FUCK UP when i tell him to

10. What feeling do you love most?
the feeling of being love <3

11. What are the requirements you wish from the other half?
I DON't HAVE A GF =(

12. Is there anything you wanna tell the people you hate ?
I currently have no grudges on ppl. I don't have the time or energy to HATE =)

13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
fuck yea

14. What does flying means to you?
ecstasy

15. What do you crave for the most currently?
free alcohollll

16. Who's hotter?Chace Crawford or Kevin Peake?
tim liew

17. Describe the person who tagged you in 5 words.
Shy, Funny, Cheerful, Outgoing, Carefree

18. What have you done to yourself make yourself happy?
Be thankful for everything that I’m blessed with.

19. If time were to rewind, when will you want it to be?
January 1999

20. What are your fear(s)?
NONE

ah done =)

k, thats muh first tagged survey/questionaire...

questions were weird those...i don't see any relation from question to question =/

I LEVELED UP IN REAL LIFE ^.^

2008-10-04T11:00:00.001-07:00

I dedicate this post to a friend of mine who's going through hell right now(you know who u are) and I hope and I know u'll be alright =)

it's 2 in the morning....

i tried to fucking sleep for the past 2 hours....

i hate this feeling =(

so, i decided to be a sensitive douche and reflect on my past and present to fill up the void =p

much has changed in the past 12 months. I used to be an angry kid, making more enemies than friends wherever i go...

i dwelt on the past, i gave too much of a fuck about everything...

it took mere words to piss me off and when i'm out of control I blame my parents for raising me up in an "overcontrolled" environment.

had issues here and there...

i was insecure...

i was a FUCKING PESSIMIST...

back in UTAR i had a bunch of friends i can relate to until they all (except for one) turned their back on me and i got really, really depressed caused they neglected me for a newer bunch of friends.

For some reason, I felt that i lost EVERYTHING...

cause i really, really loved their company and to lose that company left a huge hole in my heart =(

i was lost, unconfused, lonely and i didn't know what to do and didn't know who to turn to. (the average human being would be slitting his wrist by now but i was below average =p)

then, i wrote THE MOST EMO BLOG IN THE WORLD on my friendster -->
http://chaos-havoc.blog.friendster.com/

few days after that, i met up with 2 girls who were doing Psychology @ UTAR as well but they were planning to transfer over to HELP.

i quickly took the opportunity to call up HELP and ask them for the requirements and stuff...

i talked to my parents on the very same day and they said they're fine with their decision.

I terminated my degree in UTAR and moved on to HELP. To be honest, one of the reasons was because of the rejection...

Things were just ok at HELP...made a few friends but more enemies...
same shit, different day i guess =/

was the same angry kid at UTAR, same angry at HELP for a couple of months...

until one day, i met Eujin (good sex buddy of Jon). Was a real nice guy and he encouraged me to hang out at the HELP hostel.

I was there EVERYDAY eversince. Meeting new ppl from different countries and stuff. Heck, i even attempted to pull a few girls but fail =p
but hey, at least i tried lmao

and one day, the hostel gang wanted to go clubbing @ Maison and i joined them. There was this FUCKING AROGANT BALD CHINK WITH AN AMERICAN SLANG who randomly taunted me after getting on a taxi =.=

i seriously wanted to FUCKING SLIT IS THROAT AND SMERE IT ON THE PAVEMENT...
when we reached Maison's he was there.

And he came to me and said, "hey was that you at the hostel just now?"

i said, "yea"

"oh fuck, sorry man, i mistaken u for someone else....you're not pissed are you?"

"nah" <---i gave him my fakest smile

that clubbing nite was the first nite i danced...i danced like fuck at that time but oh well, gotta start somewhere...

everyone on the table was friendly, giving toasts to one another.

and soon after, for some reason, i introduced myself to the BALD AMERICAN CHINK WHO TAUNTED ME FOR NO REASON. His name's Andrew.

and after clubbing, Andrew and I were busy dragging the drunkards up to the hostel...i was cracking up random jokes at that time...hmm, alcohol makes me happy i guess ^^

i also got to fetch 2 hot korean chicks back to their place. woo!

but yea, days went by and I spent alot of my time with Eujin and Andrew. We would be jamming on our guitars and singing to each other with GREAT PASSION and INTIMACY and DESIRE. woooooo~~

there were a few questions from them that hit me (very personal, will share with u if u're willing to buy me 3 bottles of Chivas @ selected expensive clubs)

and after asking those questions Andrew told me 2 things that changed my mindset forever....

"dude, NEVER be sorry for who you are"

"Tim, u gotta give less of a fuck in life"

took me a while to digest those 2 sentences and put them into practice....

and in the meantime, i was spending ALOT of my money on Spinky, the ONLY source of entertainment for HELP students. We met Hilmy there. He was the Sniper in Counter-Strike that pawned our asses big time...

he introed himself to us at the hostel and i was a dick and asked him,"hey, can i call u the Sniping Cunt instead?" he didn't look very happy with that but i guess he got over it as i laughed =p

yup, Me, Andrew and Hilmy...we refered ourselves as the A TEAM in Counter-Strike FOR WE WERE GODS! until the iranians practice everyday in spinky and pawned us back =(

well, was really really fun those days...Malaysians will be on one team and Irainians on the other team. We'll swear and curse at each other and call each other's parents' sluts and whores and laugh about it. Andrew will be the server and constantly kick Topoly (the fatest Iranian) and Sharmin (another Iranian) just for shits and giggles.

after our game we'll still be having fun taunting each other and making fun of each others' parents. well, that can hardly happen in any other Cybercafe....would most probably end up in a bloody blood bath.

Andrew, Hilmy and I can play the guitar and I miss those days when we were jamming on the ground floor =(

now Hilmy's addicted to Foosball and Andrew's playing the game he swore to NEVER EVER PLAY... DOTA(warcraft3)

and for me....

I've changed a WHOLE FUCKING lot (for better that is)

My Ipoh friends were like ,"dude, wat the fuck happened to u?"

"dude, since u moved to HELP it's like ur LIFE his the reset button"

"wow, u had a screwed up past and yet u've changed so much"

yup. Nowadays,

I hardly give a fuck about the retards i have to face, the "sudden" problems that arise and etc, etc ,etc.

I don't even have anymore anger issues =)

I DO NOT compete with others. <--- i ONLY compete with one person... myself =)

I walk the hallways of HELP with confidence even if i'm alone.

I have my stands. My peer pressure = Zero . cause i run my life, if ppl want u to live ur life in the way they see fit, they're a bunch of insecure cunts and they're DEFENITELY not ur friends.

"Always stand for your own beliefs...even if you're standing alone"

I'm no longer insecure.

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day ^.^

People bitch about that car they drive, their wealth, how many ppl they slept with, that expensive vacation, their expensive dinner date, their relations to celebs/policitians

I bitch about the smallest things in life: the great food served at the local hawker centre, my clubbing experiences, the funny stunts i pull off on my small car, the weird ppl at HELP and of course...THE GREAT FRIENDS I HAVE.

I know them cause they could see the real me...
they can see past my weaknesses and straight into all the good qualities i have...

and the qualities i don't have, they help me develop them =)

they tell me when to shut the fuck up and are honest to me...

not like a few ppl whom i knew who just keep quiet and just backstabbed me for their own amusingment.... <---grow the FUCK UP? unless, ur dad's a Gigolo on Drugs...and ur mum's doing my lawn and my dogs =)

i've got a lot of shit thrown at me and wat do i do? i just walk away. i don't have the time nor energy to be angry with retards...i have a life, a beautiful one it is.

"the best things in life are shared". yup, i TOTALLY agree with that statement. who else is best to share whatever you have with? ur friends =)

and speak about friends...are your friends real friends? or they just hang out with u cause u're popular/attractive/have some kinda status? some ppl have friends as their entourage, some to feed of their fame, some make friends to know that person's other friend who's a hot guy/girl.

fucking lame spineless retards. if one day, u have lost that attractive face of urs, that popular status, that huge income u had...will ur "friends" treat you the same as they did when everything was going well?

I know my friends will. Fuck, they were with me even when i was a retarded dickhead. I know this sounds gay but i love u guysss <3 kisses, hugs, spanks and humps

i'm loving my life right now...nope, i don't have some kinda bipolar shit going on...i just got the basics figured out...

if let's say u're gonna live a fucked up life from this day onward, wouldn't it be better if you just smiled and laughed at the problems rather than sulk and grief for the rest of your life?

with this, it is MY PLEASURE to say," yup, that's a level up in my life alright".
and for those who are in a depressing situation or are lost in direction in life...go read my old friendster blog and compare it with my current blog. Even i am amaze at the HUGE DIFFERENCE =p

ps: i'll post photos here next time when i'm not too tired

MOS

2008-10-03T01:18:00.000-07:00

yest was my 2nd time at MOS and it was fun =)

Me with Fie the Elf and Bi the Shan :p

only downside was the ppl who just too ~~fucking stupid to wait cause they're desperately rushing somewhere (to hell i hope )~~ impatient they just walk into you, hit u and leave without apologizing =.=

very polite bunch of ppl they are...

anyway, yea i had a lot of fun dancing non-stop cause MOS has very little chairs and tables and the ones outside were all occupied :(

well, a great exercise it was for me to replace the weeks i skipped gym =p

the most awesome part of the night was the guitarist who played Sweet Child of Mine and Smells like Teen Spirit

I'm serious, Jon's horny

So's Elfie

and we were outside MOS and there was this guy who was flat drunk on the floor...

he was alone by himself....

i wanted to snap a pic...

~~but i was afraid~~but i have a big heart...

so no pic =(

on the other hand...

jon's a cruel fucker

he took the pic of the guy....

but it was too dark...

so no pic again =(

so yea, had fun, hope to go there again but this time...i need a chairrrrr XD

Panda Chew

First Time Drunk =)

2008-09-20T00:54:00.000-07:00

few days ago on Thursday I celebrated my 22nd Birthday (again) but this time at Barcelona (a huge club at Sunway Pyramid). Funny thing is i didn't do shit on my actual birthday cause Anwar was taking over the country.....

and i fear riots...

and i'm a chinaman....

and i don't want to die a virgin.....

and yea...

and so....

anyway, as always, i headed there earlier to get the bottles at the cheapest price possible =)
ps: don't blame me, blame my race for being so money oriented XD

in tha cab

i wanted to take a pic wit cabbie but he had low self-esteem =(

we reached b4 9pm and waited for like 2 hours before we drank. Otherwise the bottles will b finished by the indian and the iranian =p

????

oh come on guys, u just have to wait for 2 more hours b4 u can drink =p

from left: Josh, Behbod, Hilmy

protected sexxx

Behbod and Hare, a love-hate affair

Andrew and I = the chink brothers

before the rest arrived i took 10secs of liquor straight from the bottle =p
and downed 3 cups of liquor as well....

and from the VIP area we shifted into the VVIP area =)

the 2 girls to my sides: huey ching and jackie

and not too long after, Jon arrived with Konrad, Kuan Wen and Elfie.

me and mah housemate Jon

Jon + Hare = Pakatan Puki =p

and since everyone arrived, i had to take another 10secs of liquor straight from the bottle =)

the 10sec shot that killed me

and after that, i just sat my ass down and kept quiet for the whole nite =(

Ima knocked out and Elfie's happy about it

ah, replacement pillows ftw!

i can still smile properly while drunk...now THAT's skill ^.^

and there was this weird worker who kept dancing around our table...think he wanted to hit on Elfie or just steal some of our liquor...or both -.-

watch as he progressively creeps to our table

botak! phase 1

phase 2

tada, final phase. elfie looks scared lol. and konrad's eye-ing me hornyly

fuckers... i thought it was like 2 pieces of ice...

Behbod, why so serious?

^.^

wanna see a magic trick?

i'll make this cigarette smoke disappear

tada!

Kuan Wen, u owe me.... a lot =p

off and on i would be going to the loo to puke....i couldn't drink anymore after that 10sec liquor shot =(

Aww...konrad's left out =(

All your base are belong to us

This is Jackie, she's high.....

huey ching as well

hilmy's high on me

theory : alcohol makes ppl happieeeeeeee XD

woops! theory failed =(

handphones are bad. they turn ppl into a bunch of antisocialists

Tired so fast?

and jon brought me up on this platform for me to dance the soulja song and for him and my friends to laugh their asses off...asssssholeeeessss...... =p

Soulja Boy!

was a great nite tho. everyone had fun and i'm glad u all did =) i had a 3 hour hangover the next day but hey, it was worth it ^^

roarrrr

muh 22nd Birthday

2008-09-14T06:27:00.000-07:00

yeap, im gonna be 22 by the 16th of September. I chose to celebrate this 22nd birthday on a Saturday cause i thought it would be convenient for everyone to attend but it turned wasn't as convenient as i thought it would be =p

anyway it was AWESOME ^.^ and it'll b an unforgettable one for me haha.

as soon as danial and i reached the place, i was running up and down like a mad dog cause im an hour begin schedule due to unforseen circumstances.

From Left : alicia, jon + victor, Saki

Alcoholic Chinese Borat: Andrew

Epic BBQ-er : Danial

Danial, next bbq u're gonna cook ur Epic laksa k? Confirm will get u a hot chick if she tries it!

Lazy Chinawomen : Huey Ching + Saki =p

Behbod, Konrad, Big Foot

Behbod, u overheated the bbq...don't blow us up pls :p

Hostel Gang Sausage Fest!

while waiting for the fire to start i gave the guys a beer and the girls some food so we all don't die of hunger.

Wings wings wings

Behbod wanted to drag Andrew in at first but Andrew as ~~being a pussy~~ reluctant and didn't bring any xtra clothes so... FAIL!

^.^

for the first time in many years, i came across a girl who's camera shy...

Why so SHY?

Why so serious? =p

and when Jon arrived, the first thing he did was making me drink with him...i guess it's the withdrawal syndroms? ahaha. i drank a lot with u ok? belanja me clubbing next week pls

jon's stealling our drinks. wanted half dead. please use dildo to torture b4 handing him in

oh yea, jon made a lil something for me after the party...

Let's put a SMILE on Kuan Wen's FACE!

and as usual, the birthday boy will b thrown into the pool and i got ready and took some last minute pics b4 im thrown..

Small Tan and I

Big Tan and I

Kuan Wen + I + Jon

Konrad + mua

and b4 i knew it, Behbod got to me and threw me in the first time....

this is the 2nd time, with the help of a gorilla XD

Behbod was on fire that nite...making fun outta everyone...maybe it's the arabic aura surrounding u? hehe

and then, we took even moreee pics

Group Picture 1 (Behbod's having an orgasm)

Group Picture 2 (Konrad's handling is orgasm well XD)

Thanks Asshole =p

Happy Chinamen ^^

we had a great time, especially me. really appreciate y'all for comin.

Thx for comin guys, I had LOADS of fun =)

I'm not drunk, i'm just too happy <(^.^)>

UNESCO's trip to De Planetarium + Museum

2008-09-14T01:14:00.000-07:00

The day before the trip we were told by Alicia to meet at DSA Wisma for a "short" meeting that will last 20 mins. Apparently it lasted like 15 secs =.=

Anyway, we were to meet at Main Block @ 9.30 on a Saturday morning. Yup and the best part is, our trip consisted of 12 ppl...11 guys and ONE girl. Well, her lucky day i guess.

Our "tour guide"

Our "tour guide's assistant"

Our " tour guide's assistant's assistant"

Sexy times

Adrian showing off his handphone's features

after a few mins from college, we arrived at the place

Sausage Fest + 1 girl

and someone said "vainnnnn" when i took my specs off

the boys go marching one by one hurrah hurrah

and after a lil walk, we arrived at the Planetarium's entrance.

camera shy? or u just HATE ur job? =p

there's a lot of scientific stuff and most of em were about the shit the goes around in space. well, here are the little thingies that we messed around with....

heart rate detector

A statue of Santa Claus before he became Christian

A trap that Gay Astronauts use on young boys like Adrian

Shit to Ice Cream/Cake Conversion Machine

Very efficient

there was this lil exhibit that caught our attention. It's some electric (they labeled it as plasma to make it look cool for fools) sparks from a surface and if u touch it, u'll spread the "plasma"

and we managed to fool Alicia to touch the surface with her face...she even kissed it and got a zap...ahahhahahaha

and there was this messed up room....where u're pulled towards the left...i think they used some gravity generator of some sort....

Enuf camwhoring, exit pls >.<

Sausage Fest! RoAR roarrr Roarrrr!

not too far from the metallic sausage in the background i spotted a life-size cut off of 2 astronaughts and decided to drag alicia to be a lil creative with em....

not very creative so....

ah, more like it =)

there's 2 floors at the planetarium....the first floor is where u'll see the exhibitions and stuff and the 2nd floor has a few binoculars for u to spy on ppl who are bathing nearby Planetarium. I couldn't spot any dat day but one of the members did..
.i think he's schizopheric =p

yup, we're SKY HIGH

yup, I'm HIGH on sumthing else

The Teatret <---yup, that's how it's spelt over there of vain ppl and posers :p

Mixed Feelings

Positive Feelings

after watching 2 shows regarding how insignificant Earth is we headed of to the Muzium to make fun of our ancestor's fashion and lifestyles.

To the Museum

Homo Rapien!

They "might" b related to me but they look like a bunch of druggies so i don't think i'm related to way in any way

The Portugese had Guns guns guns and The Malaysians had Kris Kris Kris

The Portugese had Epic Gear, The Malaysians had Silat Wear

to alicia and brian, u DO know u could just go down there Devin's standing rather than straining your eyes and back XD

Basically the Museum's exhibitions consisted of a shit tonne of bones, stones, broken vases and weapons. But the best exhibition was this one....

Gaya, Mutu, Keunggulan ~~

Redundant

our album cover

we also visited some wooden artwork exhibition...nothing muc there =(

boring...let's bring some life to it...

more like it

^.^

Stomp the Yard

Merajuking

Happy Ppl

ah, was a fun day it was...was really hyper and i liked it =)
dear UNESCO board, please organize another trip ASAP but get more girls to come yea =p

happy birthday matthewww

2008-09-07T07:03:00.000-07:00

a few days back, Wednesday to be precise was Matthew Ma's 20th birthday. And we celebrated it with the GREAT FEAST @ Restoran Yuen @ Sunway.

PURE AWESOMENESSSSSSSSSSS

I'm Awesome Matthew, beware of my AWESOME STARE!

It's a steamboat restaurant and there's a SHITLOAD of great food to choose from. The best was the Stingray...nuthing can beat it ^.^

there's also the basic stuff like taufu, fishballs, meatballs, balls of different material, chicken, crab, fish and etc etc etc.

oh yea, before i continue, most of the pics taken on that day were candid shots cause i was too lazy to ask ppl to pose and shit. My phone battery was dying off as well =/

Meatballs, Wantans, Taufus

A variety of good stuff 1

A variety of good stuff 2

A variety of good stuff 3

oh yea, every 20 mins or so the waitress will place a tray of one of the best chicken wings/drumsticks ever barbecued.....

and within less than 20 secs, they'll b gone...we missed a few rounds of this but after carefully reading the environment with my six sense, i managed to outdo everyone else and got the MOST WINGS for our table...it's like a fuken war zone when the tray's placed down on the table but only the strong(meee) will survive! muahahahaha!! timmy!

Crab

Crab People (Pei Pei, Syiok Ping, I forgot ur name)

Jennie (hope i spelt it right) + crab people =p

Epic Steamboat

Marcus, Justin + Kong

Val + Alison

It's niceee (kong, matt, krystal)

Jennie's BF (sry forgot ur name), Jennie and Pei pei

and half way through, Val, Marcus, Justin and Alison ~~chickened out~~ went off, leaving us with a lot of food to cover...well, we couldn't finish the stuff so we did the Mr. Bean thing where he hides the food under the plates, between the table and etc etc.

great makan time it was...wanna come back here again for a 2nd makan session but more importantly, Happy Birthday Matthew! Have a great year ahead of ya!

Awesome Person 1 + Awesome Person 2

it's about fucking time!

2008-09-07T02:56:00.000-07:00

if u were religiously keeping up with my posts u shud realize that i've been without a proper cam for more than a month...the experience was horrible =(

well, at first i wanted to send my old camera to be repaired but i was advised not to do so cause if i were to pay for the expensive repair bill, i might as well get a new cam.

and so, the hunt began...i went to the GREATEST CAMERA MAN in the HELP Hostel..Andrew Lee Ching Chong Ching Ching. He suggested the Ixus 85 IS (u'll see this camera advertisement in most movie theaters where a few retarded dancers dance and there's these square boxes following their faces)

this is the "face detection" feature which actually tracks faces for...i dunno, sharper faces on my pictures?...go look it up..im too fucking lazy.

Sexay

Sexay 2

and earlier today Jon and i were cleaning up the apartment and as we rearranged a few shoes Jon saw something peculiar...a HUGE spider...bout the size of my camera O.o

I nearly crapped my pants

Peter Parker's Maker

So Jon decided to kill this mofo and let fate decide whether it should continue living or not by placing it outside after crushing it with a floor mop...well, it was still moving so...

and guess wat...those two pics were my first two pictures taken from my new cam ^.^

and now...i can finally get back to more picture taking as usual =)

Shogunnnn

2008-08-29T20:07:00.000-07:00

Was down at Shogun @ One U with Alicia on Thursday. It's amazing when Ipoh ppl makan together cause Ipoh ppl can eat 3times the average KL person eats. i swear to God, i ain't lying =)

~~Blurlicia~~ Alicia

This is Liewnidas. Fear him for he never surrenders but retreats in certain situations

A meal for 5 cramped into 2 ppl's stomachs

from a sexier angle

here's wat we had: shasimi, unagi, teppanyaki (lamb, beef and chicken), squids, a lot of sushi, a lot of weird looking sushi, prawns, california rolls, etc, etc, etc.

cause we're all YELLOW

ps: Alicia's camera phone tends to get a lil "creative" sometimes which adds its on photo effect...
hmm...ade hantu~~ =p

haha. but then again, it gave most of the pics a "heavenly effect" ^^

Yup, we finished EVERYTHING =)

after 5 plates of food, we've decided (especially me) to stop and just get some soup + dessert.

Shark Fin soup with sparkly photo effect by a creative camera phone

it even took me some time to drink the soup and to pass the time, i tried to bluetooth some pics to Alicia's phone. Problem is, my phone's an O2 Xda II (in lay man's terms, my phone's a piece of shit- I know 4 other ppl who use the same model who thinks this phone's shite. ). i tried and tried and tried but ended up with an epic fail =(

ps: my birthday is coming, if someone could kindly get me an iPhone i will b truly greatful and worship u for as long as i can XD

Me + Lapsap Phone (notice the frustration)

Ice Creammmm <3 style="text-align: left;">
there's one Ice Cream flavour that bugs me tho, Green Tea....

i

just

don't

get

it

=.=

i tried it several times and just don't know why this flavour was invented. Maybe Marco Polo was on weed and decided to think outside the box during his visit in China

"it tastes like.........something"

here's the weirdest tasting caremel custard. It tasted like pandan =S Chef was drunk. I blame chef.

and after the AWESOME JAPENESE MEAL, we decided to walk about and "burn some calories" haha.

and for some reason, i decided to play pool...i dunno, that's the only thing that came in mind. One thing about pool @ One U, it's retarded. It's SOOO retarded it makes the arrogant kid in my last 2 blogs look good =p

focus focus focus

i would say Alicia's pooling's not bad for a beginner. played better than i did when i first started=)

notice the HUGE bag I'm slinging. It can generate heat. i suspect that she forgot to turn off her mobile hair dryer in it =p

apparently the bag made me shoot better cause i had to stick muh ass out to balance the weight of the bag and in that helped me aim better ^^

steady.....steady.....steady....

at one point of the game the cue ball went missing...i think i shot it in one of the holes and it never came out =.=

ade hantu~~

anyway, she beat me in her first proper pool game. a great start =)

and so, it was a fun, hilarious, stomach filling nite ;)

let's do this sometime again and this time u teach me how to play fusball k? :p

smileeeeeeey all de wayyyyy ^.^

Kuantan ROXXXXXX

2008-08-18T22:45:00.000-07:00

yea was at kuantan from Friday to Sunday and it was a fucking great experience ^.^

well, this is wat happened the night b4 we left...

Late dinner and Shisha at Bangsar Selera ^.^

from left: hilmy, wang lee hom, andrew, saki, wei liang and cameraman pravin.

Well heading there was a nightmare cause we fitted 6 ppl into one tiny ass kelisa but hey, no one died =) anyway, there's this stall that sells nasi lemak and lemme tell u...it's the bomb. the sidelines to go with the nasi lemak are great especially their fried chicken....yummayyy

and after dining, it's time for hilmy and my favourite hobby....shisha

They suck hard

and blow hard :p

Shisha-ing is not as bad as smoking...jon told me 2hours of shisha is equilavent to 40minutes of smoking. and it's not like we're shisha-ing non-stop for 2 hours so i guess i'm on the safe side

Smoke on the water trick

this is something u should try with ur friends....all u need is half a glass of iced water and a straw and a hookah (the shisha thingy). Just take a deep breath from the hookah and blow it into the iced water and wala! u get the effect as seen in many medieval movies where some sorcerer brews a potion that does anything from killing someone to making someone fall in love with u.

ps: if u have any contacts of such a person pls lemme know ASAP =)

and this pick reminds me of wei liang trying to show off....he took a super deep breath of shisha and he showed a confident smile and as he blew the smoke out, he coughed....
our table laughed so hard the entire bangsar selera was looking at us =.=

anyway, yea was a great night and we were tired as fuck...especially me...and i really needed the rest cause i'll b driving the next day.

and so, i only slept 3 hours and picked hilmy and pravin up...they didn't sleep at all =.=
from the help hostel, we headed to Sunway Pyramid to pick Hui Ching up and from there, we started the drooling 2 and a half hour journey to Kuantan.

when we reached, the place Hare escorted us to his house and we had lunch. His mum's cooking's awesome and i took too much of the nasi briyani and ended up with a bad stomachache. I have a really really weak stomach and a poor immune system =(

we then headed to Cherating (some place in Kuantan). Hare booked an apartment for us and it was HUGE. 3 rooms with 2 beds each room. Each room has it's own HUGE bathroom . The living room can fit about 6-7 ppl. Altogether the apartment and actually house 20 ppl but only 5 of us were there =.=

From our balcony

i'll try to get the remaining pics from Hilmy. For now, this is the only pic I have of our apartment...

to pass the time walked around the place and acted like lil kids when we reached the playground...spent a lot of time "bonding" there :p

as evening came, we headed off to the beach to set up our barbecue session

I call this masterpiece the Lonely Guitarist of China

and this will be called Sausage Fest

3 lazy asses + 1 hardworking indian

Hare's Angels

hare's damn pro at cooking. His bbq skills owns us so bad we look like Britney Spears trying to outdo Michael Jackson. anyway, the wind was kinda strong and it blew a shitload of sand onto our bbq pit and we had sand in our food...blehhhh....

and then, it rained =.=

we ran back to the sheltered area like Mexicans crossing the US border and had to redo the whole bbq thingy.

Da man at work while we stall =p

Stoned Chinaman

Typical Lala friendster/facebook pose

why must 50% of the chinese girls i see on friendster/facebook pose with their fingers poking their faces or blowing up their faces intending to look like a blowfish? sigh...so cliche till Hilmy and I picked up the trend

New Chinamen facebook pose ftw!

BBQ masta taking a break

Masta's back at work

While we get emoooo due to hunger

we had Mutton, Sausages, Chicken, Garlic Bread and a shit tonne of snacks. I ate so much that night till i couldn't walk =)

and we headed back to our apartment after enjoying Hare's awesome cooking...i was really, really tired at that time and decided to take a nap....i told them i just need an hour's rest. I tried to wake up after an hour but i just couldn't.

Hare poured a handful of water my face and that somewhat got me into a bitch fit. Sorry man, i really needed the sleep >.< style="text-align: center;">ABC Jagung Ice Cream

ABC ICE CREAM PULUT

ABC CHINESE GIRL

ABC Stoned and Full Chinaman

yup, that's day 1 and half of day 2 of our 3 day trip. I'll blog more as soon as i get the pics from Pravin and Hilmy

(con't)

and after having the BEST ICE KACANG IN THE WHOLE WORLD (according to Hare), Hare took us to a really nice park. (hui ching decided to polymorph into a pig so she could rest =p)

well, this photo pretty much sums how the ENTIRE park looks like =)

then Hare took us to some muddy poolside...
the cool thing is there's a shitload of crabs around this pool and in the evening(if i doesn't rain) if u shout or make a loud noise, all the crabs will run into their holes (ps: there's like OVER 9000 TINY CRABS)

unfortunately, our side has no crabs and someone had to go to the other side to scare them...

everyone else was being a pussy and me being the ONLY MAN i decided to walk past the muddy, stinky swamp =S

splat splat splat....

I'm the REINCARNATION OF JESUSSSS

oh yea, crossed the other side and there was really a shitload of crabs...luckily i didn't go barefooted or else those bitches would eat my beautiful feet =(

i felt like Godzilla trampling down all those lil Japanese (crabs) ppl lol

the walk back was kinda fucked up..need to go thru all that mud...it was almost like quicksand....

Liewzilla

and so after the journey of mud, we headed back to Hare's place. Hare's dad tried to shake my hand but i told him that i wouldn't do that if i were him (hope i didn't sound rude or anything) and he laughed. So i guess that wasn't rude one bit...ah, a gentleman i am =)

so yea, washed my hands and introduced myself to his dad, had a short chat and i quickly rushed to the bathroom cause i realized he was taking notice of the mud stains on my pants =S

and for dinner, Hare took us to THE BEST SEAFOOD IN THE WORLD (according to him again) but it was really fantastic. You even get to pick which fish you want before it goes to the pan.

Muhibah ftw!

We ordered Lala(some oyster), Fish and Sting Ray and they were ALL AWESOME

we then went to TC beach..didn't get many pictures from here...but oh well, here's one

From Left: Annabeth(swinging monkey), Riduan (silent monkey), Pravin (serious monkey), Hilmy (Happy monkey), Hui Ching (blur monkey), Me (invisible monkey)

apparently Caroline's HP camera lens's too small and I'm left out from this pic T.T
oh well, hope u get a camera phone with bigger lens next time =p

and so, all of us took a stride on the beach. Talking absolute nonsense while trying to make ourselves look as intelligent as possible. ah, young people =p

Caroline and i had a British Slang battle and i owned her so bad she decided to kick sand into my pants which hit me up my ass =(

but yea was fun tho except for having sand up my ass. We all headed back and watched Harold and Kumar, funny movie. Before that Hare made us drinks =) thx man, they were super good.

don't blame me, i thought the poster was 3-D

yup, hot pics to Sharapova in Hare's room...now i know wat he does during his free time XD

Hare's Roomlight (awwwwwwwwww , Ladies and Gentlemen, we just found our Indian Michael Jackson =p)

Day3, the next morning, we visited a home for autistic children. The home housed about 30 people (not all were kids) and i felt like it was fucking overcrowded. It's really stressful for both the caretakers and the autistic people who live there. But i was really really amazed that the caretakers trained some of the older people(autistic) to help about the house and also feed the ones who aren't capable of feeding themselves.

and so, i decided to be a dick and impersonate an autistic kid =p

And Hare's mum told me "u're the new August intake for this Home"

look! there! no there!

and there was this kid who smiles all the way and is super carefree. Kinda shy at times but we all like him. So, i decided to be a dick again and took more photos of me being a retard

Phase One : Friendly Mode

Phase 2: RETARD MODEEE!

the rest conformed to i guess i'm not going to hell alone after all =p

BAGUSSSS

everyone had fun (especially me =p). These pics are taken by Pravin's phone...i still need the pics from Hilmy....hmm....

anyway, we headed back and started packing....and....i took Hare's charger by accident =/ and i only found out 2 days ago lol

Last Lala pose before heading back to KL

yea we had a GREAT GREAT SUPER SUPER DUPER DUPER ULTRA POWER MAXIMUS AWESOMUS OPTIMUS VAGINUS PENISUS CLITORUS GREAT time at Kuantan. Thx Hare for orgazing this trip =)

but

that was not the end of our journey....

after leaving Kuantan, i had to deal with the shitty KL jams and retard drivers. I was on a cursing roll...i cursed so well i could curse in over 6000 different languages that I never knew.

after turning into the Subang exit we headed to Sunway Pyramid for an epic dinner....

at first, Hui Ching wanted to bring us to some steamboat restaurant. only problem is, she forgot where it was =.=

while looking for the place, we saw an accident on the skating ring. some guy lost balance and bashed his head on the ice...there were bloodstains after he left...ughh..dangerous sport it is.

after witnessing just an event, we headed to Nando's

If u paid attention to the words in this blog post, u should know them

and them

i ordered some weird dish that hangs from a piece of metal...was not bad actually.

after dinner, while walking towards the carpark we saw Ronald McD and...

We took Weed together =)

before reaching the carpark, we were near Italianese and there was a huge crowd watching the Final Badminton Match. It was so devastating to see a Chinese Chinaman destroy a Malaysian Chinaman =(

and at the carpark, we tried a real cool trick and it worked! at Sunway Pyramid's carpark, there's a light over each parking spot so that people can easily find empty spots. A red light means it's occupied and green means the spot's vacant. We failed at first but our weight fooled the system i guess =p

RED LIGHT!

i sent Hui Ching to Holiday Villa (where she hides all her stolen cars) and sent Pravin and Hilmy back to the HELP Hostel and headed back for my LONG DESIRED REST! i actually drove more than 1300km in the past 2 weeks..that's crazy shit right there =/

but hey, was worth every drop of sweat, tear and blood =)

hope to do this again during my next LONG SEMESTER break

Ipoh oh ol Ipoh

2008-08-10T20:22:00.000-07:00

yup for some retarded reason i decided to head back to my hometown on Friday. Alicia the Blurry tagged along. ps: by now u owe me about 7 Japanese dinners ;)

on the way back i got a call from Jon ," oi, let's club @ Sincero (some club in Ipoh)" and i was like "wtf for?" but then it's Ipoh, it's past midnight...wtf am i to do? it took us more than 2 and a half hours to reach ipoh...hmm...weird...

after sending her back i rushed to Sincero and had a few beers with Gaylord Jon, Jia Ju, Cern Yunn (my senior's sis) and one more drunk guy who i forgot the name of =p

well, there wasn't much to do in Ipoh but eat....hmm...boring =(

on Sunday, i attended church (last time i've been to church was a few months back i guess =p). apparently it's Church of Praise's 23rd Anniversary and we had a combined service.
Oh yea, had breakfast with Adeline, Eugene, Josh and alicia at greentown corner b4 that.
The line up @ church wasn't too bad, had a few clips and dances from the youth as usual and a sermon.

food was served in conjunction of the anniversary but i was the only one eating...the rest of them had some eating disorders i guess . and of course, i was approached by ppl and they asked me the regular questions "when are u gonna attend a church in KL?" i'll answer "soon". "how soon is soon?" "soon as i get engaged =)"

ah, a great way to push issues of religion aside ^^

and a few youths approached me and one of them tried to make me look bad....learn to fucking grow up aite? that same guy kept commenting on every move i made and he kept touching my nips =.=

...so i came up with 2 conclusions

1) it's either the testosterone lvls in his testicles shot up all the way to his tiny brain which is the same size of his penis (think toothpicks)

2) his mum became a full time whore for the lonely men in church

i dunno, perhaps he's suffering from both...oh well =/

in church Eugene kept pestering me to join him for futsal but i really can't...i needed the rest cause i'll by driving my ass back to KL after dinner. Soz man, will join u next time k?

so yea, i TRIED to sleep but couldn't and i got real bad headache for staying up the whole afternoon.

Dinner was kinda fun tho, dad took us for to a place that served AWESOME SEAFOOD and i ate like a pig that time =p

dinner was over and i said goodbye 2 my family and picked Alicia up. While heading towards the highway she was talking to her friend to de phone and said in a kinda sarcastic voice "well, if my friend drives properly we SHOULD reach KL by 11pm" i let out a loud "oooiii!" cause she thinks im a turtle on the highway =(

but hey, we did reach in time! 11pm to be exact and so my conclusion was that the previous journey's delay was caused by Alicia's cabonara..ahahahahaa

anyway, i rushed back to my place after dropping her off for my LONG DESIRED REST...the SAD thing is, i woke up at fucking 5am in the morning =.=

it's 12pm now (monday) and i'm up blogging just to get my mind at peace for some sleep.

and...it's not working...oh well...

bad luck, good luck

2008-07-28T09:10:00.000-07:00

this will be my second post with NO PICTURES TAKEN FROM MY CAM cause my cam broke....

was at Sunway Pyramid.... it slipped from my hands while i was taking it out of my pocket. I tried to catch it with my foot but instead ended up kicking it and it flew to one of those "you are here" sign boards =(

i tried turning it on but it won't cause it's only turned on by hot chicks and there were no chicks with us that time to ressurect it...

and as we're walking from Sunway to Barca, Hilmy's contact lens tore. i told everyone that tonite something bad will happen...cause it's a sign>>> my cam, Hilmy's lens...

well, only bad thing that happened was that Hare got fucking drunk...but thank god he sits still while he's drunk. Karen and Michelle was there too along with 2 Kazakzstanian chicks and few guys from Taylor's.

Was a good night nonetheless =)

that (broken cam) was the bad luck of the week...

the good luck event was when Hilmy got me a free ticket to watch

DAUGHTRY

and he + his band kicked ass that night. (especially the local artists, no offense)

note: the following pictures are stolen from Junkonline. here's the full add: http://www.junkonline.net/articles/278-Daughtry-in-Malaysia

the first half of the concert was a lil...dreadful cause the crowd had to stand and wait for daughtry as the local artists performed. The only good performance from the local artists was the Stylisticts (hope i spelt it right) group. They consist of 3 DJs and they're really good. A few of us danced while the rest of the ~~hopeless nerds~~ people who can't dance stood there like statues.

some 14year old kid called me sohai for dancing =.=

i let it slip cause they were a few girls with us....if they weren't there...

IM GONNA PUT A SMILE ON HIS FACE!

Liang and another HipHop singer

everyone's bored

Daniel Lee performed too but couldn't get any pictures of him from the site.

hmm....

maybe it's because he said a few things that pissed off the bored crowd...

"do u all love me?" "nooooo!!" (from the crowd) "i love u too haha" "i know im not daughtry" =.=

i really feel sorry for the local artists that night...to the point Liang said "come on la, give us chance" but oh well, the crowd was bored as fuck, they had to wait for like an hour just to get into the concert cause the organizers didn't manage the queue properly and it was raining and they had to stand for like 3hours...

Stylisticts (these guys will OWN any DJ in any club)

and after the opening acts comes the REAL SHOW

Botak Himself!!

Bassist( Josh "JP" Paul) looks high

Rhythm Guitarist (Josh Steely)

couldn't get their drummer and lead guitarist from this site so i searched somewhere else...

Joey Barnes

Awesome lead guitarist: Brian Craddock

they played a few new songs plus a few that we didn't hear on radio and they were awesome. Of course, a lot of you might say his music sounds the same. I had the same perception of Daughtry before i saw in perform live and now i'll say his other songs are HEAVIER and aren't like the ones on radio "home", "feels like tonite" and "etc"

they opened with a really heavy rock song and the lead guitarist was shredding the fretboard with pure awesomeness...they ended well too, bassist slapping out great riffs and not too mention the drummer, his singing's as great as daughtry

and sometimes i wonder....why Americans vote for the WRONG ppl on American Idol. Look at daughtry, he's the most successful singer amongst the American Idol 2006 group. and not to mention, Taylor Hicks actually beat Daughtry? Wow, there's must be something wrong in the air in USA at that time.

Rock on Daughtry

Dance Drink Dance Drink

2008-07-21T21:36:00.000-07:00

I like dancing....only in clubs cause the flashing lights back u look good no matter how bad you dance :p

and the fuel that keeps me dancing is alcohol...ah, the elixir of life. By now, u guys should know where i club the most (considering that you've been reading my earlier posts). Yeap, BARcelona. I can say it's the BEST club I've been to for the time being.

It's way bigger than the other clubs at Heritage Row ( Maison, Loft, etc) and you're less likely to get into a fight there. I've been there for like 6 times and I didn't see any fights at all. The worst I've seen there was a man puking on another man's shirt =S

last two weeks, i went there with hare, justin, michico, behbod, shima and 4 guests (Karen, Hui Ching, Su Vin and Jasmine) <---i couldn't get a picture of them cause of certain circumstances that i will not mention or else they won't belanja me expensive Japanese dinner

Justin, hare, Helmi and i

Iranian drunkard: Behbod

Shima and Michico

One Barcelona worker + us

I met up with one of my classmates on the same night and it was really a surprise for me to see someone from my course (bachelor of psychology) to come out and club...a RARE sight that is =p

Was a fun night and all...

and on the following week (last week) we went to Barca again

Below: dave, Top (from left) : stoner, Mr Nerd

Joe, Uzra, Uzra's BF(soz for bad memory), Sean, Michico, Ying Ling, Michelle and I

yup, met more new ppl and this time we were clubbing with like 15 ppl altogether...networking ftw ^^

they're a friendly bunch, especially ~~loudmouth, unholy christian~~ Ying Ling. Apparently most of them were clubbing for their first or second time...ah, corrupting the minds of innocent children is wat i do best =p

wanna know wat the girls do best?

Camwhoring

Uzra, Karen, Ying Ling and Michelle

I was bored so....

believe me, that's just 1% of the amount of pictures they took...imagine the total number pics that are in their cams =S

the girls spent a full minute and a half camwhoring on the dancefloor as well =.=

hmm...

Me and the girl who called me FAT =(

My shy pose

Michelle and I

I was dancing with them and i was really amazed by michelle's dancing..she said it's her first time but she danced like a pro

a good start for clubbing =)

i can remember my first dance at a club.....and...i will not talk about it

Pat and Hare TRYING their best to smile but FAILED

another fun adventure at Barca, can't wait for this Thursday's outing to this new church i'm attending ^^

Near death experience T.T

2008-07-21T20:56:00.000-07:00

I nearly fucking died when streamyx died on me...

for some retarded reason, our internet connection got fucked and it was for about one whole week. There was nothing for me to do cause i'm on holiday and i have a bad sleeping habit...i've been sleeping at 7am almost every fucking day...hmm...

So here's the several things i did when my internet died:

1. Watch ~~cartoon porn~~ anime with Jon
2. Watch more ~~porn~~ videos of sex education
3. Played on my fuken rusted guitar that has ever been touched for God knows how long
4. Attempted to start a religion but failed
5. Read one page of a self improvement book
6. Cleaned the toilet that's been tainted (i should take a picture next time of the before and after
of my toilet cleaning session)
7. Cleaned my room ^^
8. Finished Half Life 2 and Half Life2 Episode One in like 5 days (yup, imma nerdddd)

and thank god i cleaned my room and toilet or else it'll take another internet breakdown for me to do so.

and now internet's back and so is my life...ahhhhhh...

2008-07-03T10:01:00.000-07:00

Unfortunately, Germany didn't do so last week and that's why they lost...

We were at Topaz (some Bangra Music club/pub) to watch the Euro finals and it was the bomb! Thank god we knew a DJ there and asked him to play to REAL music (the one's you'll hear in any NORMAL club) before the match started.

It's really ironic for the regular customers who can dance to Bangra music and not normal music...when the DJ played songs like Low, Soulja Boy and Please don't Stop the music, the frigging crowd can't dance for fucks and our table was OWNING the dance floor...wooooo

Meet the AWESOMES (from left Michele, Pravin, Nero, Hare, Behbod and Mua)

Clubbing Buddies

Check out the Chinaman in Slippers

After a few glasses of beer, Behbod became HORNY and PHOTOGENIC and turned bisexual and took pictures with every single person on our table

Knocked out

A lot of Beer + Shit tonne of Snacks + Watching the Euro Final with Friends = Priceless ^^

As the final whistle was blown we jumped for joy but Behbod was crying...hmm maybe because he lost RM10 to me =p

farte de la muzike

2008-06-27T12:58:00.000-07:00

last week there was some French Music Festival thingy going on at Pusat Bandar Damansara and not many ppl came cause the HELP committee didn't advertise enough =(

some local band

so Helmi, Behbod(Persian dude) and i were just strolling around and Behbod met up with one of his friends and she invited us to D'Haven (Shisha place at Bangsar)

guy , girl and Vanessa (soz u didn't introduce urselves to me so....)

oh yea, whilst waiting for more of their friends to arrive, we saw the Koreans at D'Haven as well. He was celebrating his birthday there so...free beer and cheese cake ftw ^^

Vanessa, guy, guy, Han Ying

Meet Tim the Dragon

Hitashi (i hope i spelt it right) + Behbod

Guess who's who

Shisha

if been Shisha-ing for like 4 times this week under the BADDDD influence of Hare...i need a religion....Scientology perhaps? =p

Barcelona Again!!

2008-06-24T08:55:00.001-07:00

Ah Thursday.....Ladies Night for almost every club in KL and where else would anyone wanna be? I somehow love hanging out at Barcelona compared to Maison...hmm..

Fafa and i

Yea so i went there with Hare, Jin and Jia Yao and we met Michico and James there. We also met up with 2 of Michico's friends from the previous Barca outing...Carmen and Fafa (they dance good ^^)

Hare, Jin, Yao and I

We drank almost half the goddamn bottle of whisky in like 30 minutes and decided to take it reallll sloowww from there onwards...

i met 2 ipoh langs (people) there too. One of them didn't want to intro his HOT HOT HOT friends to me T.T selfish cunt...

anywayyyy

we had great fun dancing but i was kinda pissed with a few retards who just push u around while they walk pass you...my specs kena smashed into my face 3 times on the night =.=

christ i hope those bastards get smashed in their testicles on their wedding night (wicked chinaman i am)

and as always, they will be a dancing competition where it requires 5 girls to dance on the stage and the crowd will decided who's the winner by cheering them one by one as the MC directs them. On that night, when the MC said "ok, i want 5 girls on the stage right now"....

10 girls went up....

De Contestants

wanna know why?

the winner walks away with RM500 and a FREE bottle of Vodka....

so the MC seperated the 10 into 2 groups of 5 and started the competition and i was down to 2 girls....one was VERY OUTSPOKEN >>>> PLS cheer for me! if i win, i'll share the VODKA with ALL of YYOOUUU =.=

i don't think a 1 liter bottle of vodka can even satisfy 10 people so....thank god the crowd didn't fall for that.

the other contestant....

was BLOODY CUTE AND HHHOOOOTTT

and of course, by the laws of reality, she won

cause :

1 she wasn't arrogant

2 her dancing rocks

3 she took off her top ^.^ ps: im not a perv, im just being a man

the winner of the nite

Hare, Jin, Michico and Fafa

a lot of ppl consider this event as a time waster...i thought so too...really time consuming and it kills the buzz =(

after the competition the music was back on and Hare decided to get a lil adventurous for he is young and naive and got a shot of tequila....that shit knocked him out for a while but he eventually got his ass up and continued dancing... atta boy =p

Fafa and Carmen also got adventurous( for the right reasons) and dance on the bar table....and they owned most of the chicks in the club

Fafa and Carmen (u go girls!!)

soz i couldn't get better pics of u guys cause my cam sucks =(

i was alternating between the dance floor and the outside area of the club so to speak cause the outside area had too many shufflers and the dance floor had too many guys ( i swear to God, it was a fucking sausage fest).

so yea, after 3.00am we left and waited for i forgot who and sang to the club's final songs like a bunch drunk retards...ahh, we could use the extra attention =)

OMG the typical Chinawoman pose!

Satu Keluarga Gembira (guy with the low low sleeves is James)

Carmen and i

Fafa= Cute , Michico and Jin= Steady , Hare = Stalker

so this coming Thursday, if u're looking for a SEXY TIME look no further and head on to...

ROCK BAND on da PS3 bitches

2008-06-23T11:16:00.000-07:00

Was eating @ Chillies in Mid Valley with a bunch of people who i game a lot with...well, the only game i play on my PC is WoW (World of Warcraft) <---i need to cut down on this shit b4 it destroys my social life once more =(

Well now i'm in this guild (think of it as a team of soccer players that meet up occasionally but of course, in the virtual world that is) that consists of a bunch of friendly people who indulge heavily in aggressive and straight forward humor...kinda challenging when u wanna think of a comeback at times..hmm, maybe that's what keeps every guild alive.

It's Comforting to Know that no matter how much you achieve in life, you'll never be as awesome as this picture =p

I'm one of the most casual players in the guild, most of them are semi-hardcore or fully-hardcore (in my standards)... anyway, enough of being a nerd and back to the real world... so yea was eating with doug, jia, jon(fagggg) , alvin, hafiz, richard and sim.

From left: Alvin, Doug, Richard, Sim, Hafiz, Jon(faaaggggiiittt), Jia and Mua

and so, after taking our time to make up our fucking minds, we decided to get over to Sim's place and he had the BEST GAME in CONSOLE HISTORY!

So u might think, oh it's just another game with a guitar controller...well im sorry to disappoint you, you bloody ignorants.

It's something like this...

A guitar, a bass, drum set and a MICROPHONE
(see, being a nerd isn't always bad)

We ROCK

and not to brag or anything but I ROCK ON VOCALS! i can get a 95% score on expert and it's only my first time =p

Alvin thought it was easy on vocals so he tried it....and got the "game over" status in 10 secs.
Not easy being a singer lol

I also rocked on drums cause : i have a musical intelligence score of OVER NINE THOUSAND out of NINE THOUSAND

Yup it's the PS3 bitch!

Yea and we were playing Grand Theft Auto 4 and we were in awe with the fucking GREAT GRAPHICS

If you're a guy and these graphics don't amaze you, you need therapy

U need one, u want one, go get one

From left : Bass, Drums and Guitar

I feel kinda sorry for all those who recently bought guitar hero when they can buy this good shit...u can have online band battles so it's really cool to go head to head with another bunch of nerds and thrash the shite outta them =p